I begged the universe to make me a famous comedian, and it did. So I tend not to ask for any more.
RON WHITEI’m not the judge of who that is, but I am a believer that no debt in the universe goes unpaid. If you try to buy early, you’ll pay late.
More Ron White Quotes
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I believe everything creative is somewhat collaborative.
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Let’s face it: a lot of my material comes from the stuff that happens to me on the road.
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We always go out looking for live music after our shows.
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Diamonds – that’ll shut her up… for a minute!
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If you become famous and don’t have a live show to back it up, they’re not going to pay you any money.
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I guarantee there’s people who watch television who have no idea how complicated it is to make a television show.
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Anything I write that I consider stage-quality work, I won’t give my TV show. I put it in my live show.
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I want my fans to feel like we’re always in touch. Because without ’em, I wouldn’t be able to do any of this.
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Anybody could say anything they want about me, and it literally never penetrates my skin.
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I’m definitely guilty of thinking something is funny but thinking the audience won’t. Then three years later I will finally try it and it’ll kill them. I got to give them more credit.
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I could do no wrong in my mother’s eyes from the day I was born. My fans bought her a very nice house in San Antonio, and she has a great life.
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I had the right to remain silent… but I didn’t have the ability.
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Mother, she likes the blue material just fine.
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Somebody the other day had a review, called me ‘America’s reprobate.’ And I don’t even know what that means, but I kinda like the way it sounds.
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I think the world has their own good, clean, Christian comedy. They don’t need my help.
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