I believe everything creative is somewhat collaborative.
RON WHITEI’m not the judge of who that is, but I am a believer that no debt in the universe goes unpaid. If you try to buy early, you’ll pay late.
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I get e-mail from all over the world, and from lawyers and doctors and whoever – plumbers and drywall hangers.
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Any time someone achieves success before they’ve earned it, it always comes back to haunt them.
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There’s no idea or concept in comedy you could do that hasn’t been attacked from some angle. But if you start leaving punchlines out so you’ll look cool, I don’t get that. But I don’t watch standup anyway, so I don’t know what they’re doing.
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My opening acts are always really strong because I need a guy who can take on a big, big crowd. Which is not that easy to do.
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Ultimately I’m the writer for me, but also, anytime one of my friends gets stuck with a bit, they can call me, and I’m pretty good at helping them get there.
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All of my comedian friends are some of the best joke writers in the world.
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I was always a funny guy. I don’t think anybody that makes it to this level of stand-up wasn’t a funny guy when they were young.
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I don’t like to do material people have heard. Now, they like to hear material that they know, because that’s the stuff that made me famous, and, unfortunately, I don’t do a ton of it.
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That’s the beauty of being a straight-to-DVD star. It really helps you stay under the media’s radar.
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All I know how to do is take what’s on my mind and spit it out funny. I don’t know what else I could do besides comedy.
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The next time you have a thought… let it go.
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I love Cincinnati, but you can keep that spaghetti chili product!
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I’ve got a role in the new Billy Bob Thornton movie that Billy Bob wrote and is going to direct called ‘Jayne Mansfield’s Car.’ I only have four scenes, but I have as much dialogue as anybody in the movie.
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I write all of my material. It’s all me.
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I think the world has their own good, clean, Christian comedy. They don’t need my help.
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