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Ultimately I’m the writer for me, but also, anytime one of my friends gets stuck with a bit, they can call me, and I’m pretty good at helping them get there.

Ron White

People are saying that I’m an alcoholic, and that’s not true, because I only drink when I work, and I’m a workaholic.
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Alcoholic Drink People Say Work Workaholic
I go to more open mic nights than open mikers.
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Mic Milker More Night Open
The only thing I really worry about is my live stand-up show because I have to answer to the fans.
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I begged the universe to make me a famous comedian, and it did. So I tend not to ask for any more.
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I think honest communication, no matter where it comes from, is positive for a relationship.
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Come Communication Honest Matter Positive Relationship
Let’s face it: a lot of my material comes from the stuff that happens to me on the road.
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Come Face Happen Let Lot Material More Road Stuff
My goal is just to become a better comedian.
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Become Better Comedian Goal Just
If you look at the common denominator of all the comics who have had big success, it’s being true to their nature… that’s what takes a long time to learn.
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I love Cincinnati, but you can keep that spaghetti chili product!
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Chill Critical Keep Product Spaghetti
There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy, then I got real fat. And then I found that you could actually go on a diet and drink scotch. Then I got hooked on scotch, and if you get hooked on scotch, then everything else just tastes wrong.
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I’m not willing to drag my fans down a road I don’t believe in. That’s just my one little principle. I’ve only got one, and that’s it.
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Anything I write that I consider stage-quality work, I won’t give my TV show. I put it in my live show.
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I want my fans to feel like we’re always in touch. Because without ’em, I wouldn’t be able to do any of this.
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I guarantee there’s people who watch television who have no idea how complicated it is to make a television show.
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All I know how to do is take what’s on my mind and spit it out funny. I don’t know what else I could do besides comedy.
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My opening acts are always really strong because I need a guy who can take on a big, big crowd. Which is not that easy to do.
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Ultimately I’m the writer for me, but also, anytime one of my friends gets stuck with a bit, they can call me, and I’m pretty good at helping them get there.

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Ultimately I’m the writer for me, but also, anytime one of my friends gets stuck with a bit, they can call me, and I’m pretty good at helping them get there.

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