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I think honest communication, no matter where it comes from, is positive for a relationship.

Ron White

I’m not the judge of who that is, but I am a believer that no debt in the universe goes unpaid. If you try to buy early, you’ll pay late.
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When I was about 12 years old back in Houston, my Dad used to take us to the driving range.
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I write these shows one joke at a time. There’s no continuity. I do try to figure an order to the stories, but there’s not continuity.
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I do live like a rock star, but it’s not as great as it sounds. It’s a lot of traveling.
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My opening acts are always really strong because I need a guy who can take on a big, big crowd. Which is not that easy to do.
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I have a very fun life. I don’t recommend it for anybody else, but it sure has been fun for me.
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A lot of people can find something to laugh at in my humor, I guess.
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I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
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My show is more storytelling now than it’s ever been. It’s what I’m good at.
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I don’t like to do material people have heard. Now, they like to hear material that they know, because that’s the stuff that made me famous, and, unfortunately, I don’t do a ton of it.
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Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty… mine’s putting in an express lane.
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My shows are not all-the-way filthy, but they can be.
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You can tell on-stage when a joke’s starting to lose its pop. It doesn’t mean people don’t want to hear it anymore; it means I don’t want to do it anymore. Because I want to move on to something that has a knee-jerk reaction just like you get when you tell somebody a joke that they’ve never heard.
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I always wanted to be a popular comedian.
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I’m not willing to drag my fans down a road I don’t believe in. That’s just my one little principle. I’ve only got one, and that’s it.
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I don’t watch Comedy Central. I don’t enjoy it.
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