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I think honest communication, no matter where it comes from, is positive for a relationship.

Ron White

I was so in love with the idea of making people laugh for a living that I didn’t care what I had to do to get there. Or how much money I was going to make when I did get there.
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I’ve never been one to look up the ladder. I’ve always looked down the ladder. As long as there’s one guy down there, I’m fine.
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I’m not willing to drag my fans down a road I don’t believe in. That’s just my one little principle. I’ve only got one, and that’s it.
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The first thing I ever got my hands on was Andy Griffith’s ‘What It Was, Was Football.’ I was fascinated with the fact that every syllable made it funny, and I would laugh even though I didn’t know what any of it meant.
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I would have rather been beat by a plumber than Kathy Griffin.
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I think honest communication, no matter where it comes from, is positive for a relationship.
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If you look at the common denominator of all the comics who have had big success, it’s being true to their nature… that’s what takes a long time to learn.
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I guarantee there’s people who watch television who have no idea how complicated it is to make a television show.
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There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy, then I got real fat. And then I found that you could actually go on a diet and drink scotch. Then I got hooked on scotch, and if you get hooked on scotch, then everything else just tastes wrong.
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Here’s how I operate. When I see something I like, 20 years later, I ask her brother for her phone number. She don’t even see me coming.
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People, when they go on stage, tend to be animated and try to force things out instead of relaxing and bringing it in.
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I believe everything creative is somewhat collaborative.
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Think of The Rontourage as the Ron White Channel, where you can see us getting into trouble in all kinds of different places.
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I’d rather do a really good small part than a really bad big part.
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My brain is like a cross between a colander and a Lazy Susan – thin, slow, and it leaks.
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That’s the beauty of being a straight-to-DVD star. It really helps you stay under the media’s radar.
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