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I think honest communication, no matter where it comes from, is positive for a relationship.

Ron White

Comedy is all about the pause.
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Al Comedy Pause
Pace, rhythm and timing. Pace, rhythm and timing is what it’s about. The content’s got to be great, but then it’s got to be delivered. It’s a tricky thing to do, and it takes a lot of work.
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I’m not willing to drag my fans down a road I don’t believe in. That’s just my one little principle. I’ve only got one, and that’s it.
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Comedy is great because there’s no overhead.
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Comedy Great No Overhead
I was always a funny guy. I don’t think anybody that makes it to this level of stand-up wasn’t a funny guy when they were young.
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Always Anybody Funny Guy Make Stand Young
I was by far the least popular of the Blue Collar crew when we started. There was a definite pecking order, and everybody knew it.
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I’ve been married a few times. I’m not good at it.
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Few Good Married Time
Television is 15 hour days. Movies are 18 hour days. And it’s 18 hours of doing not a thing.
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I had the right to remain silent… but I didn’t have the ability.
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Ability Remain Right Silent
I don’t do talk shows or go on Dr. Phil’s show. He’s a friend of mine, and, no, he doesn’t give me any advice. He doesn’t give solicited advice.
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Advice Friend Go Mine Show Solicite Talk
I was a little one-trick pony. I do what I’ve always done. That’s really where my best stuff comes from. I don’t know how it happens. It just happens.
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If I’m not in the theatre, I’m in an open mic night or doing a guest set at the Comedy Club, or whatever, just trying to develop stuff.
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People, when they go on stage, tend to be animated and try to force things out instead of relaxing and bringing it in.
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I don’t think we have a surplus of fine educators in this country that we can just start dropping them for no reason whatsoever.
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Here’s how I operate. When I see something I like, 20 years later, I ask her brother for her phone number. She don’t even see me coming.
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I’d rather do a really good small part than a really bad big part.
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