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I think honest communication, no matter where it comes from, is positive for a relationship.

Ron White

If I see someone out there mouthing the words to a bit, I’m not having fun.
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I believe that a bad Super Bowl halftime show is still better than a soccer game.
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I consider it an honor and a privilege to give back however I can for the many sacrifices of these incredibly brave men and women.
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There’s no idea or concept in comedy you could do that hasn’t been attacked from some angle. But if you start leaving punchlines out so you’ll look cool, I don’t get that. But I don’t watch standup anyway, so I don’t know what they’re doing.
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I was so in love with the idea of making people laugh for a living that I didn’t care what I had to do to get there. Or how much money I was going to make when I did get there.
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Anything I write that I consider stage-quality work, I won’t give my TV show. I put it in my live show.
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All of my comedian friends are some of the best joke writers in the world.
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A lot of people can find something to laugh at in my humor, I guess.
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I was a little one-trick pony. I do what I’ve always done. That’s really where my best stuff comes from. I don’t know how it happens. It just happens.
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You can tell on-stage when a joke’s starting to lose its pop. It doesn’t mean people don’t want to hear it anymore; it means I don’t want to do it anymore. Because I want to move on to something that has a knee-jerk reaction just like you get when you tell somebody a joke that they’ve never heard.
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Think of The Rontourage as the Ron White Channel, where you can see us getting into trouble in all kinds of different places.
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My shows are not all-the-way filthy, but they can be.
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I didn’t get where I am today by worryin’ about how I’d feel tomorrow.
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The first thing I ever got my hands on was Andy Griffith’s ‘What It Was, Was Football.’ I was fascinated with the fact that every syllable made it funny, and I would laugh even though I didn’t know what any of it meant.
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As long as I stay engaged with everybody else, then I’ll create more comedy. It’s just when I shut off and stay at home… What helps me is just to keep moving.
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Any time someone achieves success before they’ve earned it, it always comes back to haunt them.
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