I go through about 140 cities a year.
RON WHITEI think honest communication, no matter where it comes from, is positive for a relationship.
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Somebody the other day had a review, called me ‘America’s reprobate.’ And I don’t even know what that means, but I kinda like the way it sounds.
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If you become famous and don’t have a live show to back it up, they’re not going to pay you any money.
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I’ve asked these guys in rock bands with all the 18-wheelers driving to the venue how they make money. I just don’t understand it. But I don’t understand a lot of things.
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I consider it an honor and a privilege to give back however I can for the many sacrifices of these incredibly brave men and women.
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I think honest communication, no matter where it comes from, is positive for a relationship.
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When I was about 12 years old back in Houston, my Dad used to take us to the driving range.
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I get e-mail from all over the world, and from lawyers and doctors and whoever – plumbers and drywall hangers.
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Mother, she likes the blue material just fine.
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Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty… mine’s putting in an express lane.
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My favorite bands are the Allman Brothers and Red Hot Chili Peppers.
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The first thing I ever got my hands on was Andy Griffith’s ‘What It Was, Was Football.’ I was fascinated with the fact that every syllable made it funny, and I would laugh even though I didn’t know what any of it meant.
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I don’t think we have a surplus of fine educators in this country that we can just start dropping them for no reason whatsoever.
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I do a lot of gay-friendly stuff in my show, and men, women, they all love it. I practice non-judgment in my daily life and hope other people do the same thing.
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People are saying that I’m an alcoholic, and that’s not true, because I only drink when I work, and I’m a workaholic.
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I was talking to a guy who was holding his 18-month-old daughter with the only limb he had left, and he had a smile on his face. I thought, ‘I’m not even a 10th of this man.’
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