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TV is a hard job. You work 15 hours a day. People tell you what to do. I hate to do it.

Ron White

A killer Cuban restaurant with a giant cigar bar. Have me a Cuban sandwich. That’s just like heaven to me. I’m a simple man.
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I do live like a rock star, but it’s not as great as it sounds. It’s a lot of traveling.
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I started selling out comedy clubs before I got to town with no advertising. I was selling out theaters just on the rumor that I was going to be there.
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I want my fans to feel like we’re always in touch. Because without ’em, I wouldn’t be able to do any of this.
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I begged the universe to make me a famous comedian, and it did. So I tend not to ask for any more.
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I love Cincinnati, but you can keep that spaghetti chili product!
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I’m definitely guilty of thinking something is funny but thinking the audience won’t. Then three years later I will finally try it and it’ll kill them. I got to give them more credit.
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My uncle was a preacher, and I used to go watch him preach. He was also funny, so I’m very ‘preacher-ish’ on stage, not by intent but because that’s where I learned to talk in front of people.
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If I see someone out there mouthing the words to a bit, I’m not having fun.
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I’m not willing to drag my fans down a road I don’t believe in. That’s just my one little principle. I’ve only got one, and that’s it.
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Donald Trump – and I don’t dislike Donald one single bit – has no idea how good the Mexican people are at building tunnels.
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I guarantee there’s people who watch television who have no idea how complicated it is to make a television show.
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TV is a hard job. You work 15 hours a day. People tell you what to do. I hate to do it.
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I was desperate for new material, so anything I can write a joke about that works is in the act. No matter who it offends, or who it bothers – doesn’t matter if its something my wife hates.
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There are two kinds of comics; there are the ones who build bridges, and then there are the people who walk across the bridges as though they built them. The bridge builders are few and far between.
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The only way to stay sharp is to do live shows. There is no part-time comedy.
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