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TV is a hard job. You work 15 hours a day. People tell you what to do. I hate to do it.

Ron White

I don’t think we have a surplus of fine educators in this country that we can just start dropping them for no reason whatsoever.
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Country Start Drop Education Reason Surplus Think
Here’s how I operate. When I see something I like, 20 years later, I ask her brother for her phone number. She don’t even see me coming.
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Brother Come Later Number Operate Phone See Something
Mother, she likes the blue material just fine.
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Blue Fine Just Like Material Mother
People, when they go on stage, tend to be animated and try to force things out instead of relaxing and bringing it in.
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Animate Bring Force Instead People Relax Stage Tend Thing
I always found that the closer I got to who I really am, on stage, the more they responded to it.
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Always Found Closer More Really Respond Stage
If you look at the common denominator of all the comics who have had big success, it’s being true to their nature… that’s what takes a long time to learn.
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Big Comic Common Denominator Long Look Nature Success True
There have been times when I played more than others, but I’ve been a road comic for a quarter of a century, so I’ve always played golf on the road because you have a lot of time to kill.
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Always Been Century Comic More Other Play Quater Time
I don’t do talk shows or go on Dr. Phil’s show. He’s a friend of mine, and, no, he doesn’t give me any advice. He doesn’t give solicited advice.
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If you watch the ‘Blue Collar Comedy Tour,’ don’t expect that when you come see me by myself, ’cause it’s a little rougher.
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Blue Collar Come Comedy Little Rougher See Tour Watch
You can’t fix stupid.
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Fix Stupid
I’ve been married a few times. I’m not good at it.
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Few Good Married Time
Donald Trump – and I don’t dislike Donald one single bit – has no idea how good the Mexican people are at building tunnels.
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Bit Build Could Country Good Idea People President Single Tunnel
I would have rather been beat by a plumber than Kathy Griffin.
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I have a very fun life. I don’t recommend it for anybody else, but it sure has been fun for me.
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Else Fun Life Recommend Sure Very
I believe everything creative is somewhat collaborative.
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Believe Collaborative Creative Everything Somewhat
Think of The Rontourage as the Ron White Channel, where you can see us getting into trouble in all kinds of different places.
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