I’m set up where I make a lot of money doing stand-up, and it’s easy.
RON WHITEYou wanna get the truth out of me, get me hammered.
More Ron White Quotes
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We always go out looking for live music after our shows.
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I’m not willing to drag my fans down a road I don’t believe in. That’s just my one little principle. I’ve only got one, and that’s it.
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The bulk of my fans are my age, and I’m aging at the same rate they are. That makes me relevant. They like hearing what I have to say. I work hard at it, but it’s addicting, really.
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Mother, she likes the blue material just fine.
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I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
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I want my fans to feel like we’re always in touch. Because without ’em, I wouldn’t be able to do any of this.
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Anybody could say anything they want about me, and it literally never penetrates my skin.
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I’m definitely guilty of thinking something is funny but thinking the audience won’t. Then three years later I will finally try it and it’ll kill them. I got to give them more credit.
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Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty… mine’s putting in an express lane.
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I do a lot of gay-friendly stuff in my show, and men, women, they all love it. I practice non-judgment in my daily life and hope other people do the same thing.
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Television is 15 hour days. Movies are 18 hour days. And it’s 18 hours of doing not a thing.
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I believe that a bad Super Bowl halftime show is still better than a soccer game.
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Let’s face it: a lot of my material comes from the stuff that happens to me on the road.
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It never dawned on me that I had the option of becoming a comedian. I come from a little dirt street town in northwest Texas, and they really don’t talk about the arts there much on career day.
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I write all of my material. It’s all me.
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