I’m set up where I make a lot of money doing stand-up, and it’s easy.
RON WHITEYou wanna get the truth out of me, get me hammered.
More Ron White Quotes
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Let’s face it: a lot of my material comes from the stuff that happens to me on the road.
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The only thing I really worry about is my live stand-up show because I have to answer to the fans.
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My favorite bands are the Allman Brothers and Red Hot Chili Peppers.
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A killer Cuban restaurant with a giant cigar bar. Have me a Cuban sandwich. That’s just like heaven to me. I’m a simple man.
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There’s no idea or concept in comedy you could do that hasn’t been attacked from some angle. But if you start leaving punchlines out so you’ll look cool, I don’t get that. But I don’t watch standup anyway, so I don’t know what they’re doing.
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I go through about 140 cities a year.
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I’ve got a role in the new Billy Bob Thornton movie that Billy Bob wrote and is going to direct called ‘Jayne Mansfield’s Car.’ I only have four scenes, but I have as much dialogue as anybody in the movie.
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I think honest communication, no matter where it comes from, is positive for a relationship.
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There’s not a pill you can take; there’s not a class you can go to. Stupid is forever.
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My uncle was a preacher, and I used to go watch him preach. He was also funny, so I’m very ‘preacher-ish’ on stage, not by intent but because that’s where I learned to talk in front of people.
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My goal is just to become a better comedian.
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If I see someone out there mouthing the words to a bit, I’m not having fun.
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I would have rather been beat by a plumber than Kathy Griffin.
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My shows are not all-the-way filthy, but they can be.
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I think the world has their own good, clean, Christian comedy. They don’t need my help.
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