I think the world has their own good, clean, Christian comedy. They don’t need my help.
RON WHITEYou wanna get the truth out of me, get me hammered.
More Ron White Quotes
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My favorite bands are the Allman Brothers and Red Hot Chili Peppers.
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If I see someone out there mouthing the words to a bit, I’m not having fun.
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I’ve got a great cigar collection – it’s actually not a collection, because that would imply I wasn’t going to smoke every last one of ’em.
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It went from Bob Newhart to Flip Wilson to Bill Cosby to Richard Pryor to George Carlin to Cheech and Chong. I had all these records.
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If I’m not in the theatre, I’m in an open mic night or doing a guest set at the Comedy Club, or whatever, just trying to develop stuff.
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I could do no wrong in my mother’s eyes from the day I was born. My fans bought her a very nice house in San Antonio, and she has a great life.
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I don’t like to do material people have heard. Now, they like to hear material that they know, because that’s the stuff that made me famous, and, unfortunately, I don’t do a ton of it.
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The Majestic Theatre in San Antone is as good as it gets.
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I really understood a lot more about comedy after listening to Bill Hicks, who died at 32 years old. He’s probably the best comedian who ever lived. Although you can’t say that because of Carlin, Cosby and Pryor.
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Television is 15 hour days. Movies are 18 hour days. And it’s 18 hours of doing not a thing.
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Diamonds – that’ll shut her up… for a minute!
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My goal is just to become a better comedian.
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I had the right to remain silent… but I didn’t have the ability.
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That’s the beauty of being a straight-to-DVD star. It really helps you stay under the media’s radar.
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I’m set up where I make a lot of money doing stand-up, and it’s easy.
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