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Ron White

Somebody the other day had a review, called me ‘America’s reprobate.’ And I don’t even know what that means, but I kinda like the way it sounds.
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Call Country Day Kinds Know Like Mean Other Reprobate Somebody Way
My opening acts are always really strong because I need a guy who can take on a big, big crowd. Which is not that easy to do.
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Act Always Big Crowd Do Easy Open Strong To
Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty… mine’s putting in an express lane.
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Abolish Death Express Lane Mine Other Penalty Put State
As long as I stay engaged with everybody else, then I’ll create more comedy. It’s just when I shut off and stay at home… What helps me is just to keep moving.
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Comedy Create Engage Everybody Help Home Just Long More Stuff
Everybody I know is a joke writer.
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Everybody Joke Know Writer
I love Cincinnati, but you can keep that spaghetti chili product!
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Chill Critical Keep Product Spaghetti
All I know how to do is take what’s on my mind and spit it out funny. I don’t know what else I could do besides comedy.
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Besides Comedy Funny Know Lake Mind Spit
But I work harder now because I have so much more exposure. And actually the harder you work as a writer, the better you get at it. It’s like anything else. It’s a muscle you have to exercise. I write more now than ever.
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Exercise Exposure Harder Like More Much Muscle Work Writer
All of my comedian friends are some of the best joke writers in the world.
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Best Comedian Friend Joke Some World Write
I want my fans to feel like we’re always in touch. Because without ’em, I wouldn’t be able to do any of this.
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Able Any Fan Feel Like Touch Want
I write these shows one joke at a time. There’s no continuity. I do try to figure an order to the stories, but there’s not continuity.
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Continuity Figure Joke Little Older Show Story Time
I would have rather been beat by a plumber than Kathy Griffin.
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Beat People Plumber Rather Would
When I was about 12 years old back in Houston, my Dad used to take us to the driving range.
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Back Country Dad Drive Old Range Take Twelve Year
If I’m not in the theatre, I’m in an open mic night or doing a guest set at the Comedy Club, or whatever, just trying to develop stuff.
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Club Comedy Devote Doing Guest Mic Open Stuff Theatre Try
I really understood a lot more about comedy after listening to Bill Hicks, who died at 32 years old. He’s probably the best comedian who ever lived. Although you can’t say that because of Carlin, Cosby and Pryor.
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Best Comedian Dies Ever Listen More Old Realy Understood
I’ve never been one to look up the ladder. I’ve always looked down the ladder. As long as there’s one guy down there, I’m fine.
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Been Down Fine Look One Ladder

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