After I quit drinking, I realized I am the same asshole I always was; I just have fewer dents in my car.
ROBIN WILLIAMSYou will have bad times, but they will always wake you up to the stuff you weren’t paying attention to.
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Reality is just a crutch for people who can’t cope with drugs.
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Being a functioning alcoholic is kind of like being a paraplegic lap dancer: You can do it, just not as well as the others, really.
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You have to break in half to love somebody.
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You will have bad times, but they will always wake you up to the stuff you weren’t paying attention to.
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Nobody takes a picture of something they want to forget.
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All you have to do is think one happy thought, and you’ll fly like me.
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Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it.
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The human spirit is more powerful than any drug – and that is what needs to be nourished: with work, play, friendship, family. These are the things that matter.
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I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless and they don’t want anyone else to feel like that.
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Sometimes the mask we wear is simply just a smile.
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Good people end up in Hell because they can’t forgive themselves.
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I do believe in love; it’s wonderful – especially love third time around, it’s even more precious; it’s kind of amazing.
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Comedy is acting out optimism.
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Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?
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You know what music is? God’s little reminder that there’s something else besides us in this universe; harmonic connection between all living beings, every where, even the stars.
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