We don’t read and write poetry because it’s cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race.
ROBIN WILLIAMSWe don’t read and write poetry because it’s cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race.
ROBIN WILLIAMSThe Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, ‘Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.’ She’s got a baseball bat and yelling, You want a piece of me?
ROBIN WILLIAMSShe is not perfect. You are not perfect. The question is whether or not you are perfect for each other.
ROBIN WILLIAMSReality is just a crutch for people who can’t cope with drugs.
ROBIN WILLIAMSI love kids, but they are a tough audience.
ROBIN WILLIAMSI always thought the idea of education was to learn to think for yourself.
ROBIN WILLIAMSI wonder what chairs think about all day: “Oh, here comes another asshole
ROBIN WILLIAMSMy battles with addiction definitely shaped how I am now. They really made me deeply appreciate human contact. And the value of friends and family, how precious that is.
ROBIN WILLIAMSThere’s no shame in failing. The only shame is not giving things your best shot.
ROBIN WILLIAMSAh, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.
ROBIN WILLIAMSThere’s a world out there. Open a window, and it’s there.
ROBIN WILLIAMSI was an only child. I did have kind of like a lonely existence.
ROBIN WILLIAMSAnything that is not funny at a certain point will be funny.
ROBIN WILLIAMSThe human body was designed by a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?
ROBIN WILLIAMSI’m sorry, if you were right, I’d agree with you.
ROBIN WILLIAMSMy favorite thing to do is ride a bicycle. I ride road bikes. And for me, it’s mobile meditation.
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