After I quit drinking, I realized I am the same asshole I always was; I just have fewer dents in my car.
ROBIN WILLIAMSWe don’t read and write poetry because it’s cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race.
More Robin Williams Quotes
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You’re best when you’re not in charge. The ego locks the muse.
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But if there’s love, dear – those are the ties that bind, and you’ll have a family in your heart, forever.
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Compassionate conservative. I don’t know what that is, it sounds like a Volvo with a gun rack.
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Our job is improving the quality of life, not just delaying death.
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If women ran the world, we wouldn’t have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
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A woman would never make a nuclear bomb. They would never make a weapon that kills, no, no. They’d make a weapon that makes you feel bad for a while.
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I was an only child. I did have kind of like a lonely existence.
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If you’re that depressed, reach out to someone. And remember, suicide is a permanent solution, to a temporary problem.
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There are no rules. Just follow your heart.
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I like my wine like my women – ready to pass out.
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Reality is just a crutch for people who can’t cope with drugs.
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The great thing about marriage is the idea of really getting to know someone. And really getting to know a woman is a life long task.
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Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?
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The things we fear the most have already happened to us.
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Seize the day. Make your life extraordinary.
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