Most of all, I want to thank my father, up there, the man who when I said I wanted to be an actor, he said, ‘Wonderful. Just have a back-up profession like welding.’
ROBIN WILLIAMSWe don’t read and write poetry because it’s cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race.
More Robin Williams Quotes
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If it’s the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?
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I like my wine like my women – ready to pass out.
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For a while you get mad, then you get over it.
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Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?
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The great thing about marriage is the idea of really getting to know someone. And really getting to know a woman is a life long task.
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Good people end up in Hell because they can’t forgive themselves.
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To be free. Such a thing would be greater than all the magic and all the treasures in all the world.
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Sometimes you got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It’s called fun.
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The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, ‘Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.’ She’s got a baseball bat and yelling, You want a piece of me?
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We used to be hunter-gatherers, now we’re shopper-borrowers.
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You’re best when you’re not in charge. The ego locks the muse.
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But only in their dreams can men be truly free. It was always thus and always thus will be.
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No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.
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I had sex with a prostitute when I was 21, I was so bad, she gave me a refund.
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When I was little, my mother was funny with me, and I started to be charming and funny for her, and I learned that by being entertaining, you make a connection with another person.
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