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The things we fear the most have already happened to us.

Robin Williams

You’re best when you’re not in charge. The ego locks the muse.
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Charge Ego Inspirational Lock Muse
I wonder what chairs think about all day: “Oh, here comes another asshole
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Asshole Chair Funny Thinking
But if there’s love, dear – those are the ties that bind, and you’ll have a family in your heart, forever.
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Blind Family Forever Heart Love
You know the difference between a tornado and divorce in the south? Nothing! Someone is losing a trailer.
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Difference Divorce Funny Trailor
I try to make sense of things. Which is why, I guess, I believe in destiny. There must be a reason that I am as I am. There must be.
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Be Yourself Believe Destiny Reason Sense Try
If it’s the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?
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Funny Network Number Phone Psychics
Change is not popular; we are creatures of habit as human beings. ‘I want it to be the way it was.’ But if you continue the way it was there will be no ‘is.’
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Change Creature Habit Human Popular Want
When in doubt, go for the dick joke.
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Doubt Funny Joke
Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party.
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Apartment Country Party
The human body was designed by a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?
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Body Design Human Science Toxic Waste
My favorite thing to do is ride a bicycle. I ride road bikes. And for me, it’s mobile meditation.
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Cycle Favourite Meditation Ride
The idea of having a steady job is appealing.
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Appeal Ideas Job Steady
Sucking the marrow out of life doesn’t mean choking on the bone.
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Bone Life Suck
We don’t read and write poetry because it’s cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race.
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Human Member Poetry Race Reading Writing
I like my wine like my women – ready to pass out.
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Funny Marriage Wife Wine Women
Gentlemen, haven’t we learned anything from the music of John Lennon? All we need is love.
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Gentlemen Learning Love Music

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