When I was growing up they used to say, “Robin, drugs can kill you.” Now that I’m 58 my doctor’s telling me, “Robin, you need drugs to live.” I realize now that my doctor is also my dealer.
ROBIN WILLIAMSThe things we fear the most have already happened to us.
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Sometimes the mask we wear is simply just a smile.
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To be free. Such a thing would be greater than all the magic and all the treasures in all the world.
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Spring is nature’s way of saying, ‘Let’s party!’
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The things we fear the most have already happened to us.
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You know the difference between a tornado and divorce in the south? Nothing! Someone is losing a trailer.
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I had sex with a prostitute when I was 21, I was so bad, she gave me a refund.
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Cricket is basically baseball on valium.
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Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.
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Comedy is acting out optimism.
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For a while you get mad, then you get over it.
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The truth is, if anything, I’m probably addicted to laughter.
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You need a touch of madness, just enough that you don’t become stupid!
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I wonder what chairs think about all day: “Oh, here comes another asshole
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Reality is just a crutch for people who can’t cope with drugs.
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As an alcoholic, you will violate your standards quicker than you can lower them.
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