You’re best when you’re not in charge. The ego locks the muse.
ROBIN WILLIAMSYou’re best when you’re not in charge. The ego locks the muse.
ROBIN WILLIAMSI wonder what chairs think about all day: “Oh, here comes another asshole
ROBIN WILLIAMSBut if there’s love, dear – those are the ties that bind, and you’ll have a family in your heart, forever.
ROBIN WILLIAMSYou know the difference between a tornado and divorce in the south? Nothing! Someone is losing a trailer.
ROBIN WILLIAMSI try to make sense of things. Which is why, I guess, I believe in destiny. There must be a reason that I am as I am. There must be.
ROBIN WILLIAMSIf it’s the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?
ROBIN WILLIAMSChange is not popular; we are creatures of habit as human beings. ‘I want it to be the way it was.’ But if you continue the way it was there will be no ‘is.’
ROBIN WILLIAMSWhen in doubt, go for the dick joke.
ROBIN WILLIAMSCanada is like a loft apartment over a really great party.
ROBIN WILLIAMSThe human body was designed by a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?
ROBIN WILLIAMSMy favorite thing to do is ride a bicycle. I ride road bikes. And for me, it’s mobile meditation.
ROBIN WILLIAMSThe idea of having a steady job is appealing.
ROBIN WILLIAMSSucking the marrow out of life doesn’t mean choking on the bone.
ROBIN WILLIAMSWe don’t read and write poetry because it’s cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race.
ROBIN WILLIAMSI like my wine like my women – ready to pass out.
ROBIN WILLIAMSGentlemen, haven’t we learned anything from the music of John Lennon? All we need is love.
ROBIN WILLIAMS