You know the difference between a tornado and divorce in the south? Nothing! Someone is losing a trailer.
ROBIN WILLIAMSNo matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.
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No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.
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I like my wine like my women – ready to pass out.
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There’s a world out there. Open a window, and it’s there.
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Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself.
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Make your life spectacular, I know I did.
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If it’s the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?
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The great thing about marriage is the idea of really getting to know someone. And really getting to know a woman is a life long task.
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Politics: Poli a Latin word meaning many and tics meaning bloodsucking creatures.
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You’re best when you’re not in charge. The ego locks the muse.
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When I was little, my mother was funny with me, and I started to be charming and funny for her, and I learned that by being entertaining, you make a connection with another person.
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After I quit drinking, I realized I am the same asshole I always was; I just have fewer dents in my car.
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Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it.
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Please, don’t worry so much. Because in the end, none of us have very long on this Earth. Life is fleeting.
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Gentlemen, haven’t we learned anything from the music of John Lennon? All we need is love.
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The idea of having a steady job is appealing.
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