Reality: What a concept!
ROBIN WILLIAMSReality: What a concept!
ROBIN WILLIAMSI wonder what chairs think about all day: “Oh, here comes another asshole
ROBIN WILLIAMSBoys, you must strive to find your own voice, because the longer you wait to begin the less likely you are to find it at all.
ROBIN WILLIAMSTo live would be an awfully big adventure.
ROBIN WILLIAMSShe is not perfect. You are not perfect. The question is whether or not you are perfect for each other.
ROBIN WILLIAMSI had sex with a prostitute when I was 21, I was so bad, she gave me a refund.
ROBIN WILLIAMSMake your life spectacular, I know I did.
ROBIN WILLIAMSWhy do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?
ROBIN WILLIAMSGentlemen, haven’t we learned anything from the music of John Lennon? All we need is love.
ROBIN WILLIAMSActing is different from stand-up. It gives you this ability to enter into another character, to create another person.
ROBIN WILLIAMSAnything that is not funny at a certain point will be funny.
ROBIN WILLIAMSCricket is basically baseball on valium.
ROBIN WILLIAMSCanada is like a loft apartment over a really great party.
ROBIN WILLIAMSSometimes the mask we wear is simply just a smile.
ROBIN WILLIAMSYou will have bad times, but they will always wake you up to the stuff you weren’t paying attention to.
ROBIN WILLIAMSSpring is nature’s way of saying, ‘Let’s party!’
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