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It’s like before my wife and I moved. Our house was full of boxes and there was a U-Haul truck in our driveway.
BILL ENGVALL

House Moving Wife
One never realizes how different a husband and wife can be until they begin to pack for a trip.
ERMA BOMBECK

Beginning Different Husband Vacation Wife
I unfortunately don’t speak French, but my wife is now fluent in English, which really reflects rather badly on me.
SEAN CONNERY

Badly Country English Fluent Now Rather Really Reflect Speak Undoubtfully Wife
I don’t travel by airplane. I mean that because when my wife, my kids and I travel on trains or boats, we meet a lot of people and we talk to them.
AARON SPELLING

Airplane Boat Kid Mean Travel Trzin Wife
I wouldn’t be caught dead marrying a woman old enough to be my wife.
TONY CURTIS

Enough Funny Love Wife
My wife doesn’t like Football but she watches it just for Messi.
ROGER FEDERER

Effort Myself Sports Wife
What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and he told me about the butcher and my wife.
RODNEY DANGERFIELD

Bee Butcher Kid Told Wife
I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me.
RODNEY DANGERFIELD

Cheat Good Goodness Kid Look Me Wife
I’ve never won an argument with my wife; and the only time I thought I had I found out the argument wasn’t over yet.
JIMMY CARTER

Argument Myself Thinking Time Wife Win
They asked me when I was out there, ‘Why do you want to be traded?’ I said me staying here is like divorcing my wife and marrying someone who looks like me. That’s backwards, man.
SHAQUILLE O'NEAL

Ask Divorce Like Look Marry Out Someone Stay There Trade Wife
You can take away my wife, you can take away my children, you can strip me of my clothes and my freedom, but there is one thing no person can ever take away from me – and that is my freedom to choose how I will react to what happens to me!
VIKTOR E. FRANKL

Children Clothes Wife
I tell my wife all my secrets.
BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH

Secret Wife
Voting Tory will cause your wife to have bigger breasts and increase your chances of owning a BMW M3.
BORIS JOHNSON

BMW Breast Voting Wife
When you accept that you are not in charge of everything, you can begin to work with the one who really is in charge. This has been my experience; when I accepted that I was not in charge and started to work with someone else’s plan, the Boss showed up.
BERNIE SIEGEL

Acceptance Experience Show Start Team Wife
I’m happy in Madrid, my kids are happy and my wife is happy, so everything’s good. If anyone knows about contracts they take a while to sort out.
DAVID BECKHAM

Children Goodness Happiness Myself Wife
My wife is the CEO of the family. I’m the fun guy, just trying to make it up as I go along.
BILLIE JOE ARMSTRONG

Fun Guy Wife
Hubert Humphrey talks so fast that listening to him is like trying to read Playboy magazine with your wife turning the pages.
BARRY GOLDWATER

History Marriage Wife
My wife can’t cook at all. She made chocolate mousse. An antler got stuck in my throat.
RODNEY DANGERFIELD

All Antier Chocolate Cook Got Mae Mouse Stuck Throat Wife
Like a midwife, I make my living bringing new babies into the world, except that mine are new advertising campaigns.
DAVID OGILVY

Advertisement Campaign Exception Live Wife World
Voting Tory will cause your wife to have bigger breasts and increase your chances of owning a BMW M3.
BORIS JOHNSON

Chance Reason Vote Wife Yourself
In India a farmhand was caught in the act with his cow. He said he had bad eyesight and thought it was his wife.
SPIKE MILLIGAN

Farm Hands Himself Wife
Husband, when you tell your wife to go for counseling alone (because you think going to see a counselor is a sign you have failed) is like having a car you love overheat and deciding it’s not manly to take it to the mechanic.
ADAM HAMILTON

Alone Counselling Husband Love Marriage Tell Think Wife
My life is to play golf, sit home with the wife and kids, and do things with the family more than I used to.
JOHN DALY

Do Family Golf Home Kid Life More Play Sit Thing Use Wife
My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive.
RODNEY DANGERFIELD

Back Car Drive Want Wife
My wife doesn’t even want to spend 2 hours with me.
LOU HOLTZ

Even Hour Me Spend Two Want Wife With
Well, guess what, I’m Cuban! And no self-respecting Cuban man of the era would let his wife work.
TED CRUZ

Country Guess Mam People Respect Self Wife Work
My wife goes to Birmingham five times a week. My mom lives in Birmingham now after moving from Myrtle Beach. It’s not just the job. A lot of people don’t get that. My life is here.
NICK SABAN

After Beach Country Goes Job Life Live Lot Mom Move People Time Week Wife

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