Funny Quotes

How come abbreviated is such a long word?

If a mute kid swears, should his mother wash his hands with soap?

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

As funny as some photos can be, think twice about allowing yourself to be tagged in questionable photos.

I got a waterbed, but my husband stocked it with trout.

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car.

I type a 101 words a minute. But it’s in my own language.

With age come the inner, the higher life. Who would be forever young, to dwell always in externals?

Aristocrats have heirs; the poor have children; the rest keep dogs.

Time goes by at such a pace,it’s funny how it’s easy to forget her face