There’s life for you. Spend the best years of your life studying penmanship and rhetoric and syntax and Beowulf and George Eliot, and then somebody steals your pencil.
Dorothy ParkerDorothy Parker Social media is like ancient Egypt: writing things on walls and worshiping cats.
George TakeiGeorge Takei I was damaged in your eyes you were damaged in mine. Funny how we found each other as all damaged people do.
Courtney HillCourtney Hill People usually survive their illnesses, but the paper work eventually does them in. Filing a claim for insurance is terminal.
Erma BombeckErma Bombeck Why don’t they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
Steven WrightSteven Wright How come anything you buy will go on sale next week?
Erma BombeckErma Bombeck Nothing earth-shattering has happened in men’s fashion. How much can you do with men’s clothes?
Calvin KleinCalvin Klein I find what I do for a living really funny. I mean, acting is kind of a hilarious thing for a grown man to call a job.
Christian BaleChristian Bale As man draws nearer to the stars, why should he not also draw nearer to his neighbor?
Lyndon B. JohnsonLyndon B. Johnson I just clipped 2 articles from a current magazine. One is a diet guaranteed to drop 5 pounds off my body in a weekend. The other is a recipe for a 6 minute pecan pie.
Erma BombeckErma Bombeck Life is a journey through the sea between the Islands of birth and success.
AurthurAurthur There are times when god speaks. You might not hear the words, but you’ll see. You’ll see.
Sonya TeclaiSonya Teclai For in the wild I feel the safest where the thorns of the invisible hand can not prick me.
Raha ArazRaha Araz I tried to write you something uplifting but I could only see grey.
Carmen AmadosCarmen Amados I want to spend the rest of my coffee’s with you.
Jessica PickardJessica Pickard Never again will I give, give myself to those who refuse to see my fire.
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