I like my phone. My phone makes magic happen.
Trippie ReddTrippie Redd Help! Mom! There Are Liberals Under My Bed’ is the title of the book.
Rush LimbaughRush Limbaugh Puns are the highest form of literature.
Alfred HitchcockAlfred Hitchcock If I loved a guy as much as I love my dog, the guy would be in serious trouble because I’m all over that dog, all of the time.
Maria SharapovaMaria Sharapova Chaos in the midst of chaos isn’t funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
Steve MartinSteve Martin Something funny always happens in every show in the UK and I genuinely love touring the UK because it’s where I’m from. I just get a warm feeling when I’m home.
Ellie GouldingEllie Goulding Retirement is not in my vocabulary. They aren’t going to get rid of me that way.
Betty WhiteBetty White How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
Spike MilliganSpike Milligan lalalalalalallalalallalalalal have nothing to say.
Roald DahlRoald Dahl There’s life for you. Spend the best years of your life studying penmanship and rhetoric and syntax and Beowulf and George Eliot, and then somebody steals your pencil.
Dorothy ParkerDorothy Parker Love is mostly easy at night, it is morning you got to learn about.
Leon MarshLeon Marsh You can find beauty in the darkest of places. Be the light, my love. Bring smiles to their faces.
Aletheia LiolaAletheia Liola This fearless heart is trapped between these anxious walls of my worried mind.
CindyCindy Don’t push away your emotions too hard, remember they can push back if held for too long.
SargamSargam To choose a plain life, I choose neither to lose and nor do I gain, If happiness is not in my destiny, I refuse to accept pain.
Astha SrivastavaAstha Srivastava Steal back your heart – self-love.
Mona-LiseMona-Lise
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