A great destiny needs a generous diet. What can be expected of a people that live on macaroni!
Christian Nestell BoveeChristian Nestell Bovee I blend memories. I blend them into one that’s funny. I exaggerate to clarify.
Tim AllenTim Allen Education isn’t everything, for a start it isn’t an elephant.
Spike MilliganSpike Milligan You know being relevant or coming up with something interesting, funny to say about what’s current is just as hard as it might ever be depending on the serendipity of it all.
Lily TomlinLily Tomlin If I had 1,000 lives, I’d give them all for China.
Hudson TaylorHudson Taylor Well, I see I am not designed to the finding out the Philosophers Stone, I have been so unlucky in my first attempts in chemistry.
Robert BoyleRobert Boyle I was thinking about naming my child Kanye.
ASAP RockyASAP Rocky The heyday of woman’s life is the shady side of fifty.
Elizabeth Cady StantonElizabeth Cady Stanton I don’t like to run. I don’t like to jump up and down. Being a big girl and having a bosom, I injure myself! It upsets me, I have to hold my two things. I just can’t jog, there’s something in the way.
Sophia LorenSophia Loren If I had nine of my fingers missing I wouldn’t type any slower.
Mitch HedbergMitch Hedberg When you are with your friends, control your tongue.
Stuart PetersonStuart Peterson And you have fast become my weakness, even as you remain my source of strength.
Alma-May NoaAlma-May Noa No one else is on your path so why should their limits be?
Elezabeth SymondElezabeth Symond I heard many tongues in many languages saying that people cannot be Gods, and that’s a given. But what if people don’t know what was given to them?
Nikol MejdnNikol Mejdn Pride – it screams a lot louder than love sometimes.
L.T. PhoenixL.T. Phoenix Messed up people even see the beauty in all the shitty places.
Lara-LeanLara-Lean
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