Irish actors
Spike Milligan Quotes
54 quotes
Full Name:Terence Alan “Spike” Milligan KBE
Walk of life:Irish actor
Born:16 April 1918, Ahmednagar
Died:27 February 2002, Rye, United Kingdom
Read on: Wikipedia
Feature Image:By Original publication: First published for CORBIS’ archive, early date 1990, and published for a Spike Milligan article on The GuardianImmediate
We haven’t got a plan so nothing can go wrong!
Spike MilliganSpike Milligan Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?
Spike MilliganSpike Milligan Her mother was a cultivated woman – she was born in a greenhouse.
Spike MilliganSpike Milligan In the human race today, you came last.
Spike MilliganSpike Milligan Education isn’t everything, for a start it isn’t an elephant.
Spike MilliganSpike Milligan How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
Spike MilliganSpike Milligan I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.
Spike MilliganSpike Milligan To Harry Secombe: I hope you die first as I don’t want you singing at my funeral.
Spike MilliganSpike Milligan Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it’s all in perfect working order.
Spike MilliganSpike Milligan Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
Spike MilliganSpike Milligan I managed to cut myself loose and while there was pain – there weren’t any blood.
Jenny WinbladhJenny Winbladh Free will exist only in a confused mind.
Frode GaslandFrode Gasland If you are true to yourself, you are already a winner.
Alex DanielAlex Daniel You deserve words that remind you of your value.
Saif Ali ManganSaif Ali Mangan Do always wonder about your worth and remind yourself that even roses have their own thorns.
Megan LaoMegan Lao I’m like sugar in the coffee. Stir me and I’ll dissolve into you.
BelaBela