A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
SPIKE MILLIGANSpike Milligan Quotes
Full Name:Terence Alan “Spike” Milligan KBE
Walk of life:Irish actor
Born:16 April 1918, Ahmednagar
Died:27 February 2002, Rye, United Kingdom
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Feature Image:By Original publication: First published for CORBIS’ archive, early date 1990, and published for a Spike Milligan article on The GuardianImmediate
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A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
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Render any politician down and there’s enough fat to fry an egg.
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Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.
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There are holes in the sky Where the rain gets in, But they’re ever so small That’s why rain is thin.
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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.
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Never return to a doctor whose office plants have died. After five days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.
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Money can’t buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.
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I’m a hero with coward’s legs.
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It was a perfect marrige. She didn`t want to and he couldn`t
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I told you I was ill. (On his headstone)
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