They’re living proof that the 3 stooges had children. BOBBY HEENAN ChildrenFightingGameProofWrestling
When’s the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious? BOBBY HEENAN LastsSawsWrestling
I asked Stu Hart earlier. I said, ‘Stu, you gotta be proud of your boys.’ He said, ‘I have boys?’ BOBBY HEENAN BoysProudWwe
This (Paris,France) wouldn’t be a bad place, but it’s full of Frenchmen. BOBBY HEENAN FightingGamesParisWrestling
And for those of you that dropped out of high school, remember the famous phrase: ‘Do you want fries with that?’ BOBBY HEENAN PhrasesSchoolWant
The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they’re allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce. BOBBY HEENAN TwoWrestlingWwe
There’s the downtown area of Tupelo. Did you see the skyscrapers? Two stories. BOBBY HEENAN DowntownSkyscrapersStoriesTwo
Have you ever been to Glens Falls? The city limits signs are on the same post. BOBBY HEENAN CitiesFallLimits
If you ever had your moon salted you’d know how painful that could be. BOBBY HEENAN FightGameMoonPainfulWrestling
What are you doing, looking at me with one eye and chasing a fly with the other? BOBBY HEENAN ChasingEyeGame
[On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There’s the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo. BOBBY HEENAN Bart SimpsonHairWrestling
By the time The Iron Sheik gets to the ring, it will be Wrestlemania 37! BOBBY HEENAN IronRingsWrestlemania
Its amazing that Lou Ferrigno can talk with fifty pounds of cracker in his mouth. BOBBY HEENAN FiftyMouthsPounds
It’s very hard to get out of this hold, that’s why you either have to scoot backwards, move forwards, or try to get up. BOBBY HEENAN MovingTryingWrestling
There’s a counter for every hold and a hold for every counter, and a lunch counter for every person that you know Schivone. BOBBY HEENAN LunchPersonsWrestling
Janetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice. BOBBY HEENAN FunnyWindowWwe
You know they say money can’t buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile BOBBY HEENAN FightingGamesGivingWatchesWrestling