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Bobby Heenan

If you ever had your moon salted you’d know how painful that could be.
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Fight Game Moon Painful Wrestling
I’d love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job
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Fun Game Jobs Love
Its amazing that Lou Ferrigno can talk with fifty pounds of cracker in his mouth.
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Fifty Mouths Pounds
There’s a counter for every hold and a hold for every counter, and a lunch counter for every person that you know Schivone.
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Lunch Persons Wrestling
The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they’re allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.
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Two Wrestling Wwe
Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It’s called Tulsa.
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Oklahoma Swamps Tulsa
They’re living proof that the 3 stooges had children.
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Children Fighting Game Proof Wrestling
You don’t have to yell at me Schiavone. I’m not blind!
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Blind Fight Game Wrestling
Obviously some cheap motel is missing a shower curtain.
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Curtain Missing Motels
There’s only two kinds of music I don’t like….Country and Western.
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Country Only People Two
What are you doing, looking at me with one eye and chasing a fly with the other?
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Chasing Eye Game
You’re 83? Really? You don’t look it. I would’ve guessed 81 or 82.
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Country Fight Game Looks Wrestlng
Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire. They’re a lovely twosome, or threesome, or foursome, or twenty-fifthsome.
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Fight Game Lovely Twenties Wrestling
I’m a legend in this sport. If you don’t believe me, ask me
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Believe Sports Wwe
I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence… and he said “parole”.
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Ends Fighting Game Wrestling
I asked Stu Hart earlier. I said, ‘Stu, you gotta be proud of your boys.’ He said, ‘I have boys?’
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Boys Proud Wwe
There’s nothing better than a good, blind referee.
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Cycling Easter Nothing Yummy
Stu Hart trained all his kids–only three of them use the litter box.
BOBBY HEENAN

Fight Game Kids Three Use Wrestling
By the time The Iron Sheik gets to the ring, it will be Wrestlemania 37!
BOBBY HEENAN

Iron Rings Wrestlemania
I know all about cheating. I’ve had six very successful marriages.
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Cheating Successful Wwe
You know they say money can’t buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile
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Fighting Games Giving Watches Wrestling
There’s the downtown area of Tupelo. Did you see the skyscrapers? Two stories.
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Downtown Skyscrapers Stories Two
Hawaii’s the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.
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Country Hawaii People State
He looks like something that fell out of a deck of cards!
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Cards Looks Wrestling
And for those of you that dropped out of high school, remember the famous phrase: ‘Do you want fries with that?’
BOBBY HEENAN

Phrases School Want
Its a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.
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Dog Perfect World
Have you ever been to Glens Falls? The city limits signs are on the same post.
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Cities Fall Limits

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