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There’s nothing better than a good, blind referee.

Bobby Heenan

This guy makes coffee nervous.
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Coffee Fight Game Guy Wrestling
If you ever had your moon salted you’d know how painful that could be.
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Fight Game Moon Painful Wrestling
Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It’s called Tulsa.
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Oklahoma Swamps Tulsa
And for those of you that dropped out of high school, remember the famous phrase: ‘Do you want fries with that?’
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Phrases School Want
Its a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.
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Dog Perfect World
I heard a rumor that your mom and dad ran away from home.
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Dad Home Mom
This (Paris,France) wouldn’t be a bad place, but it’s full of Frenchmen.
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Fighting Games Paris Wrestling
You don’t have to yell at me Schiavone. I’m not blind!
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Blind Fight Game Wrestling
What are you doing, looking at me with one eye and chasing a fly with the other?
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Chasing Eye Game
He looks like something that fell out of a deck of cards!
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Cards Looks Wrestling
When’s the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious?
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Lasts Saws Wrestling
By the time The Iron Sheik gets to the ring, it will be Wrestlemania 37!
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Iron Rings Wrestlemania
Obviously some cheap motel is missing a shower curtain.
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Curtain Missing Motels
I know all about cheating. I’ve had six very successful marriages.
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Cheating Successful Wwe
I asked Stu Hart earlier. I said, ‘Stu, you gotta be proud of your boys.’ He said, ‘I have boys?’
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Boys Proud Wwe
There’s only two kinds of music I don’t like….Country and Western.
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Country Only People Two

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