Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It’s called Tulsa.
BOBBY HEENANI once asked him what came at the end of the sentence… and he said “parole”.
More Bobby Heenan Quotes
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I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence… and he said “parole”.
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When’s the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious?
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You’re 83? Really? You don’t look it. I would’ve guessed 81 or 82.
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Stu Hart trained all his kids–only three of them use the litter box.
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And for those of you that dropped out of high school, remember the famous phrase: ‘Do you want fries with that?’
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The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they’re allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.
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I’d love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job
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The money’s the same, whether you earn it or scam it.
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Have you ever been to Glens Falls? The city limits signs are on the same post.
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[On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There’s the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo.
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There’s a counter for every hold and a hold for every counter, and a lunch counter for every person that you know Schivone.
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This (Paris,France) wouldn’t be a bad place, but it’s full of Frenchmen.
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Obviously some cheap motel is missing a shower curtain.
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It’s very hard to get out of this hold, that’s why you either have to scoot backwards, move forwards, or try to get up.
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He looks like something that fell out of a deck of cards!
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You know they say money can’t buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile
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This guy makes coffee nervous.
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Koko B. Ware … his mom’s first name was Tupper.
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There’s the downtown area of Tupelo. Did you see the skyscrapers? Two stories.
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There’s nothing better than a good, blind referee.
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There’s only two kinds of music I don’t like….Country and Western.
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I heard a rumor that your mom and dad ran away from home.
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By the time The Iron Sheik gets to the ring, it will be Wrestlemania 37!
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I know all about cheating. I’ve had six very successful marriages.
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I’m a legend in this sport. If you don’t believe me, ask me
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You don’t have to yell at me Schiavone. I’m not blind!
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