“I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence… and he said “parole”.”

There’s a counter for every hold and a hold for every counter, and a lunch counter for every person that you know Schivone.

This guy makes coffee nervous.

You know they say money can’t buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile

You run your life according to all this stuff that’s happened to you. All of your memories affect everything you do whereas with a computer, there’s adaptive software and things, but it’s more literal.

I want my true love, because I don’t have so much time, and I wanna spend my time with the right girl

Stu Hart trained all his kids–only three of them use the litter box.

You don’t have to yell at me Schiavone. I’m not blind!

The whole of the global economy is based on supplying the cravings of two per cent of the world’s population.

North Dakota State. What do you have to do there to graduate? Milk a cow with your left hand?

Obviously some cheap motel is missing a shower curtain.

He looks like something that fell out of a deck of cards!

You’re 83? Really? You don’t look it. I would’ve guessed 81 or 82.

Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire. They’re a lovely twosome, or threesome, or foursome, or twenty-fifthsome.

I know all about cheating. I’ve had six very successful marriages.

I heard a rumor that your mom and dad ran away from home.

In the end a lie is a lie.

The weariest night, the longest day, sooner or later must perforce come to an end.

It is a fact of history that those who seek to withdraw from its great experiments usually end up being overwhelmed by them.

There is no end to grief. Nor no end to poetry.

It always happens at the end that you’re always under the gun because of various schedules and all that.

He who begins by seeking God within himself may end by confusing himself with God.

…for the system to be credible, people actually have to be deported at the end of the process.

But all bubbles have a way of bursting or being deflated in the end.