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There’s the downtown area of Tupelo. Did you see the skyscrapers? Two stories.

Bobby Heenan

Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It’s called Tulsa.
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Oklahoma Swamps Tulsa
This (Paris,France) wouldn’t be a bad place, but it’s full of Frenchmen.
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Fighting Games Paris Wrestling
Its amazing that Lou Ferrigno can talk with fifty pounds of cracker in his mouth.
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Fifty Mouths Pounds
[On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There’s the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo.
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Bart Simpson Hair Wrestling
What are you doing, looking at me with one eye and chasing a fly with the other?
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Chasing Eye Game
They’re living proof that the 3 stooges had children.
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Children Fighting Game Proof Wrestling
There’s nothing better than a good, blind referee.
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Cycling Easter Nothing Yummy
I’d love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job
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Fun Game Jobs Love
Janetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice.
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Funny Window Wwe
If you ever had your moon salted you’d know how painful that could be.
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Fight Game Moon Painful Wrestling
There’s the downtown area of Tupelo. Did you see the skyscrapers? Two stories.
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Downtown Skyscrapers Stories Two
I asked Stu Hart earlier. I said, ‘Stu, you gotta be proud of your boys.’ He said, ‘I have boys?’
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Boys Proud Wwe
The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they’re allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.
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Two Wrestling Wwe
Hawaii’s the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.
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Country Hawaii People State
And for those of you that dropped out of high school, remember the famous phrase: ‘Do you want fries with that?’
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Phrases School Want
This guy makes coffee nervous.
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Coffee Fight Game Guy Wrestling
Its a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.
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Dog Perfect World
There’s a counter for every hold and a hold for every counter, and a lunch counter for every person that you know Schivone.
BOBBY HEENAN

Lunch Persons Wrestling
There’s only two kinds of music I don’t like….Country and Western.
BOBBY HEENAN

Country Only People Two
I heard a rumor that your mom and dad ran away from home.
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Dad Home Mom
Obviously some cheap motel is missing a shower curtain.
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Curtain Missing Motels
I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence… and he said “parole”.
BOBBY HEENAN

Ends Fighting Game Wrestling
You don’t have to yell at me Schiavone. I’m not blind!
BOBBY HEENAN

Blind Fight Game Wrestling
I know all about cheating. I’ve had six very successful marriages.
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Cheating Successful Wwe
You know they say money can’t buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile
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Fighting Games Giving Watches Wrestling
He looks like something that fell out of a deck of cards!
BOBBY HEENAN

Cards Looks Wrestling
Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire. They’re a lovely twosome, or threesome, or foursome, or twenty-fifthsome.
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Fight Game Lovely Twenties Wrestling

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