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[On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There’s the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo.

Bobby Heenan

This guy makes coffee nervous.
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Coffee Fight Game Guy Wrestling
There’s only two kinds of music I don’t like….Country and Western.
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Country Only People Two
Hawaii’s the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.
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Country Hawaii People State
Obviously some cheap motel is missing a shower curtain.
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Curtain Missing Motels
The money’s the same, whether you earn it or scam it.
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Fight Game Money Scams Wrestling
I’m a legend in this sport. If you don’t believe me, ask me
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Believe Sports Wwe
And for those of you that dropped out of high school, remember the famous phrase: ‘Do you want fries with that?’
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Phrases School Want
If you ever had your moon salted you’d know how painful that could be.
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Fight Game Moon Painful Wrestling
I’d love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job
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Fun Game Jobs Love
There’s a counter for every hold and a hold for every counter, and a lunch counter for every person that you know Schivone.
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Lunch Persons Wrestling
[On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There’s the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo.
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Bart Simpson Hair Wrestling
I asked Stu Hart earlier. I said, ‘Stu, you gotta be proud of your boys.’ He said, ‘I have boys?’
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Boys Proud Wwe
You don’t have to yell at me Schiavone. I’m not blind!
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Blind Fight Game Wrestling
Koko B. Ware … his mom’s first name was Tupper.
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Fight Firsts Game Mom Names Wrestling
I know all about cheating. I’ve had six very successful marriages.
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Cheating Successful Wwe
You know they say money can’t buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile
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Fighting Games Giving Watches Wrestling
Its a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.
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Dog Perfect World
I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence… and he said “parole”.
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Ends Fighting Game Wrestling
When’s the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious?
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Lasts Saws Wrestling
I heard a rumor that your mom and dad ran away from home.
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Dad Home Mom
They’re living proof that the 3 stooges had children.
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Children Fighting Game Proof Wrestling
This (Paris,France) wouldn’t be a bad place, but it’s full of Frenchmen.
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Fighting Games Paris Wrestling
Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire. They’re a lovely twosome, or threesome, or foursome, or twenty-fifthsome.
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Fight Game Lovely Twenties Wrestling
What are you doing, looking at me with one eye and chasing a fly with the other?
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Chasing Eye Game
By the time The Iron Sheik gets to the ring, it will be Wrestlemania 37!
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Iron Rings Wrestlemania
Janetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice.
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Funny Window Wwe
There’s nothing better than a good, blind referee.
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Cycling Easter Nothing Yummy

[On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There’s the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo.

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