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Bobby Heenan

[On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There’s the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo.
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Bart Simpson Hair Wrestling
The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they’re allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.
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Two Wrestling Wwe
Hawaii’s the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.
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Country Hawaii People State
And for those of you that dropped out of high school, remember the famous phrase: ‘Do you want fries with that?’
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Phrases School Want
I’m a legend in this sport. If you don’t believe me, ask me
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Believe Sports Wwe
There’s nothing better than a good, blind referee.
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Cycling Easter Nothing Yummy
What are you doing, looking at me with one eye and chasing a fly with the other?
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Chasing Eye Game
There’s only two kinds of music I don’t like….Country and Western.
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Country Only People Two
There’s a counter for every hold and a hold for every counter, and a lunch counter for every person that you know Schivone.
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Lunch Persons Wrestling
I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence… and he said “parole”.
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Ends Fighting Game Wrestling
By the time The Iron Sheik gets to the ring, it will be Wrestlemania 37!
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Iron Rings Wrestlemania
You’re 83? Really? You don’t look it. I would’ve guessed 81 or 82.
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Country Fight Game Looks Wrestlng
The money’s the same, whether you earn it or scam it.
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Fight Game Money Scams Wrestling
I asked Stu Hart earlier. I said, ‘Stu, you gotta be proud of your boys.’ He said, ‘I have boys?’
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Boys Proud Wwe
Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire. They’re a lovely twosome, or threesome, or foursome, or twenty-fifthsome.
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Fight Game Lovely Twenties Wrestling
Janetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice.
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Funny Window Wwe
When’s the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious?
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Lasts Saws Wrestling
I know all about cheating. I’ve had six very successful marriages.
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Cheating Successful Wwe
You don’t have to yell at me Schiavone. I’m not blind!
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Blind Fight Game Wrestling
Stu Hart trained all his kids–only three of them use the litter box.
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Fight Game Kids Three Use Wrestling
This (Paris,France) wouldn’t be a bad place, but it’s full of Frenchmen.
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Fighting Games Paris Wrestling
He looks like something that fell out of a deck of cards!
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Cards Looks Wrestling
Its a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.
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Dog Perfect World
Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It’s called Tulsa.
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Oklahoma Swamps Tulsa
Obviously some cheap motel is missing a shower curtain.
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Curtain Missing Motels
If you ever had your moon salted you’d know how painful that could be.
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Fight Game Moon Painful Wrestling
This guy makes coffee nervous.
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Coffee Fight Game Guy Wrestling

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