If you ever had your moon salted you’d know how painful that could be.
BOBBY HEENANYou’re 83? Really? You don’t look it. I would’ve guessed 81 or 82.
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I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence… and he said “parole”.
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[On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There’s the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo.
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They’re living proof that the 3 stooges had children.
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Koko B. Ware … his mom’s first name was Tupper.
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And for those of you that dropped out of high school, remember the famous phrase: ‘Do you want fries with that?’
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I know all about cheating. I’ve had six very successful marriages.
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There’s the downtown area of Tupelo. Did you see the skyscrapers? Two stories.
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I’d love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job
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The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they’re allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.
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Janetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice.
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You’re 83? Really? You don’t look it. I would’ve guessed 81 or 82.
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Obviously some cheap motel is missing a shower curtain.
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By the time The Iron Sheik gets to the ring, it will be Wrestlemania 37!
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This (Paris,France) wouldn’t be a bad place, but it’s full of Frenchmen.
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This guy makes coffee nervous.
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