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You’re 83? Really? You don’t look it. I would’ve guessed 81 or 82.

Bobby Heenan

You know they say money can’t buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile
BOBBY HEENAN

Fighting Games Giving Watches Wrestling
Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire. They’re a lovely twosome, or threesome, or foursome, or twenty-fifthsome.
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Fight Game Lovely Twenties Wrestling
I’d love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job
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Fun Game Jobs Love
There’s only two kinds of music I don’t like….Country and Western.
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The money’s the same, whether you earn it or scam it.
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Fight Game Money Scams Wrestling
Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It’s called Tulsa.
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Oklahoma Swamps Tulsa
[On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There’s the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo.
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Bart Simpson Hair Wrestling
He looks like something that fell out of a deck of cards!
BOBBY HEENAN

Cards Looks Wrestling
I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence… and he said “parole”.
BOBBY HEENAN

Ends Fighting Game Wrestling
You’re 83? Really? You don’t look it. I would’ve guessed 81 or 82.
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Country Fight Game Looks Wrestlng
I asked Stu Hart earlier. I said, ‘Stu, you gotta be proud of your boys.’ He said, ‘I have boys?’
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Boys Proud Wwe
Have you ever been to Glens Falls? The city limits signs are on the same post.
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Cities Fall Limits
Its amazing that Lou Ferrigno can talk with fifty pounds of cracker in his mouth.
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Fifty Mouths Pounds
There’s a counter for every hold and a hold for every counter, and a lunch counter for every person that you know Schivone.
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Lunch Persons Wrestling
Its a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.
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Dog Perfect World
By the time The Iron Sheik gets to the ring, it will be Wrestlemania 37!
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