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It’s very hard to get out of this hold, that’s why you either have to scoot backwards, move forwards, or try to get up.

Bobby Heenan

I heard a rumor that your mom and dad ran away from home.
BOBBY HEENAN

Dad Home Mom
Janetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice.
BOBBY HEENAN

Funny Window Wwe
There’s only two kinds of music I don’t like….Country and Western.
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Country Only People Two
He looks like something that fell out of a deck of cards!
BOBBY HEENAN

Cards Looks Wrestling
Hawaii’s the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.
BOBBY HEENAN

Country Hawaii People State
I’d love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job
BOBBY HEENAN

Fun Game Jobs Love
I know all about cheating. I’ve had six very successful marriages.
BOBBY HEENAN

Cheating Successful Wwe
Obviously some cheap motel is missing a shower curtain.
BOBBY HEENAN

Curtain Missing Motels
I’m a legend in this sport. If you don’t believe me, ask me
BOBBY HEENAN

Believe Sports Wwe
And for those of you that dropped out of high school, remember the famous phrase: ‘Do you want fries with that?’
BOBBY HEENAN

Phrases School Want
There’s a counter for every hold and a hold for every counter, and a lunch counter for every person that you know Schivone.
BOBBY HEENAN

Lunch Persons Wrestling
Its amazing that Lou Ferrigno can talk with fifty pounds of cracker in his mouth.
BOBBY HEENAN

Fifty Mouths Pounds
The money’s the same, whether you earn it or scam it.
BOBBY HEENAN

Fight Game Money Scams Wrestling
Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire. They’re a lovely twosome, or threesome, or foursome, or twenty-fifthsome.
BOBBY HEENAN

Fight Game Lovely Twenties Wrestling
By the time The Iron Sheik gets to the ring, it will be Wrestlemania 37!
BOBBY HEENAN

Iron Rings Wrestlemania
They’re living proof that the 3 stooges had children.
BOBBY HEENAN

Children Fighting Game Proof Wrestling
The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they’re allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.
BOBBY HEENAN

Two Wrestling Wwe
I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence… and he said “parole”.
BOBBY HEENAN

Ends Fighting Game Wrestling
You’re 83? Really? You don’t look it. I would’ve guessed 81 or 82.
BOBBY HEENAN

Country Fight Game Looks Wrestlng
You don’t have to yell at me Schiavone. I’m not blind!
BOBBY HEENAN

Blind Fight Game Wrestling
[On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There’s the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo.
BOBBY HEENAN

Bart Simpson Hair Wrestling
Have you ever been to Glens Falls? The city limits signs are on the same post.
BOBBY HEENAN

Cities Fall Limits
If you ever had your moon salted you’d know how painful that could be.
BOBBY HEENAN

Fight Game Moon Painful Wrestling
It’s very hard to get out of this hold, that’s why you either have to scoot backwards, move forwards, or try to get up.
BOBBY HEENAN

Moving Trying Wrestling
Koko B. Ware … his mom’s first name was Tupper.
BOBBY HEENAN

Fight Firsts Game Mom Names Wrestling
Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It’s called Tulsa.
BOBBY HEENAN

Oklahoma Swamps Tulsa
There’s the downtown area of Tupelo. Did you see the skyscrapers? Two stories.
BOBBY HEENAN

Downtown Skyscrapers Stories Two

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