“I heard a rumor that your mom and dad ran away from home.”

There’s a counter for every hold and a hold for every counter, and a lunch counter for every person that you know Schivone.

This guy makes coffee nervous.

You know they say money can’t buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile

You run your life according to all this stuff that’s happened to you. All of your memories affect everything you do whereas with a computer, there’s adaptive software and things, but it’s more literal.

I want my true love, because I don’t have so much time, and I wanna spend my time with the right girl

Stu Hart trained all his kids–only three of them use the litter box.

You don’t have to yell at me Schiavone. I’m not blind!

The whole of the global economy is based on supplying the cravings of two per cent of the world’s population.

North Dakota State. What do you have to do there to graduate? Milk a cow with your left hand?

Obviously some cheap motel is missing a shower curtain.

He looks like something that fell out of a deck of cards!

You’re 83? Really? You don’t look it. I would’ve guessed 81 or 82.

Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire. They’re a lovely twosome, or threesome, or foursome, or twenty-fifthsome.

I know all about cheating. I’ve had six very successful marriages.

I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence… and he said “parole”.

My dad used to take them to the notary and register them so that nobody could steal them from me.

When you’re growing up, your dad is your superhero. Once you’ve let yourself fall that in love with someone, once you put him on such a high pedestal and he lets you down, you never want to experience that pain again.

It’s a different story because guess what, the kid is only 28 years old, 28. He’s not his dad, not his grandpa. He’s 28 years old.

My dad was an English professor.

When mom and dad went to war the only prisoners they took were the children

Dad, it’s been an up-and-down road for all of us, but you’ve always been there supporting from afar, texting me Bible verses every single day, telling me you love me every single day. That builds me up and I thank you so much. I love you. I’m just glad you’re part of this journey with us.

I got into comics about the same time as music. By 12 years old, I had discovered my dad’s killer comic book collection filled with Silver Age books from his youth…early Spider-Man, Thor, Fantastic Four,

Unless you sit down and talk to your dad and say, ‘Why weren’t you there?’ and he says, ‘I’m going to really tell you the truth,’ then you won’t know.