“Stu Hart trained all his kids–only three of them use the litter box.”

There’s a counter for every hold and a hold for every counter, and a lunch counter for every person that you know Schivone.

This guy makes coffee nervous.

You know they say money can’t buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile

You run your life according to all this stuff that’s happened to you. All of your memories affect everything you do whereas with a computer, there’s adaptive software and things, but it’s more literal.

I want my true love, because I don’t have so much time, and I wanna spend my time with the right girl

You don’t have to yell at me Schiavone. I’m not blind!

The whole of the global economy is based on supplying the cravings of two per cent of the world’s population.

North Dakota State. What do you have to do there to graduate? Milk a cow with your left hand?

Obviously some cheap motel is missing a shower curtain.

He looks like something that fell out of a deck of cards!

You’re 83? Really? You don’t look it. I would’ve guessed 81 or 82.

Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire. They’re a lovely twosome, or threesome, or foursome, or twenty-fifthsome.

I know all about cheating. I’ve had six very successful marriages.

I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence… and he said “parole”.

I heard a rumor that your mom and dad ran away from home.