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Bobby Heenan

Its amazing that Lou Ferrigno can talk with fifty pounds of cracker in his mouth.
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Fifty Mouths Pounds
He looks like something that fell out of a deck of cards!
BOBBY HEENAN

Cards Looks Wrestling
And for those of you that dropped out of high school, remember the famous phrase: ‘Do you want fries with that?’
BOBBY HEENAN

Phrases School Want
You know they say money can’t buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile
BOBBY HEENAN

Fighting Games Giving Watches Wrestling
Obviously some cheap motel is missing a shower curtain.
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Curtain Missing Motels
Its a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.
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Dog Perfect World
Stu Hart trained all his kids–only three of them use the litter box.
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Fight Game Kids Three Use Wrestling
There’s the downtown area of Tupelo. Did you see the skyscrapers? Two stories.
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Downtown Skyscrapers Stories Two
[On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There’s the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo.
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Bart Simpson Hair Wrestling
What are you doing, looking at me with one eye and chasing a fly with the other?
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Chasing Eye Game
The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they’re allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.
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Two Wrestling Wwe
There’s nothing better than a good, blind referee.
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Cycling Easter Nothing Yummy
There’s a counter for every hold and a hold for every counter, and a lunch counter for every person that you know Schivone.
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Lunch Persons Wrestling
You don’t have to yell at me Schiavone. I’m not blind!
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Blind Fight Game Wrestling
I heard a rumor that your mom and dad ran away from home.
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Dad Home Mom
I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence… and he said “parole”.
BOBBY HEENAN

Ends Fighting Game Wrestling
Koko B. Ware … his mom’s first name was Tupper.
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Fight Firsts Game Mom Names Wrestling
If you ever had your moon salted you’d know how painful that could be.
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Fight Game Moon Painful Wrestling
The money’s the same, whether you earn it or scam it.
BOBBY HEENAN

Fight Game Money Scams Wrestling
It’s very hard to get out of this hold, that’s why you either have to scoot backwards, move forwards, or try to get up.
BOBBY HEENAN

Moving Trying Wrestling
Have you ever been to Glens Falls? The city limits signs are on the same post.
BOBBY HEENAN

Cities Fall Limits
There’s only two kinds of music I don’t like….Country and Western.
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Country Only People Two
Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It’s called Tulsa.
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Oklahoma Swamps Tulsa
Janetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice.
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Funny Window Wwe
This guy makes coffee nervous.
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Coffee Fight Game Guy Wrestling
This (Paris,France) wouldn’t be a bad place, but it’s full of Frenchmen.
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Fighting Games Paris Wrestling
I’m a legend in this sport. If you don’t believe me, ask me
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Believe Sports Wwe

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