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If you ever had your moon salted you’d know how painful that could be.

Bobby Heenan

Hawaii’s the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.
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Country Hawaii People State
When’s the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious?
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Lasts Saws Wrestling
Stu Hart trained all his kids–only three of them use the litter box.
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Fight Game Kids Three Use Wrestling
There’s the downtown area of Tupelo. Did you see the skyscrapers? Two stories.
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Downtown Skyscrapers Stories Two
The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they’re allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.
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Two Wrestling Wwe
Koko B. Ware … his mom’s first name was Tupper.
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Fight Firsts Game Mom Names Wrestling
Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire. They’re a lovely twosome, or threesome, or foursome, or twenty-fifthsome.
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Fight Game Lovely Twenties Wrestling
If you ever had your moon salted you’d know how painful that could be.
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Fight Game Moon Painful Wrestling
I know all about cheating. I’ve had six very successful marriages.
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Cheating Successful Wwe
There’s nothing better than a good, blind referee.
BOBBY HEENAN

Cycling Easter Nothing Yummy
It’s very hard to get out of this hold, that’s why you either have to scoot backwards, move forwards, or try to get up.
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Moving Trying Wrestling
The money’s the same, whether you earn it or scam it.
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Fight Game Money Scams Wrestling
He looks like something that fell out of a deck of cards!
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Cards Looks Wrestling
I asked Stu Hart earlier. I said, ‘Stu, you gotta be proud of your boys.’ He said, ‘I have boys?’
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Boys Proud Wwe
You’re 83? Really? You don’t look it. I would’ve guessed 81 or 82.
BOBBY HEENAN

Country Fight Game Looks Wrestlng
There’s a counter for every hold and a hold for every counter, and a lunch counter for every person that you know Schivone.
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Lunch Persons Wrestling
Have you ever been to Glens Falls? The city limits signs are on the same post.
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Cities Fall Limits
By the time The Iron Sheik gets to the ring, it will be Wrestlemania 37!
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Iron Rings Wrestlemania
And for those of you that dropped out of high school, remember the famous phrase: ‘Do you want fries with that?’
BOBBY HEENAN

Phrases School Want
Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It’s called Tulsa.
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Oklahoma Swamps Tulsa
Obviously some cheap motel is missing a shower curtain.
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Curtain Missing Motels
You don’t have to yell at me Schiavone. I’m not blind!
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Blind Fight Game Wrestling
Its a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.
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Dog Perfect World
Janetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice.
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Funny Window Wwe
This (Paris,France) wouldn’t be a bad place, but it’s full of Frenchmen.
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Fighting Games Paris Wrestling
There’s only two kinds of music I don’t like….Country and Western.
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Country Only People Two
I’m a legend in this sport. If you don’t believe me, ask me
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Believe Sports Wwe

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