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Its a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.

Bobby Heenan

You’re 83? Really? You don’t look it. I would’ve guessed 81 or 82.
BOBBY HEENAN

Country Fight Game Looks Wrestlng
I know all about cheating. I’ve had six very successful marriages.
BOBBY HEENAN

Cheating Successful Wwe
Its amazing that Lou Ferrigno can talk with fifty pounds of cracker in his mouth.
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Fifty Mouths Pounds
I asked Stu Hart earlier. I said, ‘Stu, you gotta be proud of your boys.’ He said, ‘I have boys?’
BOBBY HEENAN

Boys Proud Wwe
When’s the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious?
BOBBY HEENAN

Lasts Saws Wrestling
I’m a legend in this sport. If you don’t believe me, ask me
BOBBY HEENAN

Believe Sports Wwe
Hawaii’s the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.
BOBBY HEENAN

Country Hawaii People State
Stu Hart trained all his kids–only three of them use the litter box.
BOBBY HEENAN

Fight Game Kids Three Use Wrestling
There’s a counter for every hold and a hold for every counter, and a lunch counter for every person that you know Schivone.
BOBBY HEENAN

Lunch Persons Wrestling
And for those of you that dropped out of high school, remember the famous phrase: ‘Do you want fries with that?’
BOBBY HEENAN

Phrases School Want
Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire. They’re a lovely twosome, or threesome, or foursome, or twenty-fifthsome.
BOBBY HEENAN

Fight Game Lovely Twenties Wrestling
If you ever had your moon salted you’d know how painful that could be.
BOBBY HEENAN

Fight Game Moon Painful Wrestling
I’d love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job
BOBBY HEENAN

Fun Game Jobs Love
Janetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice.
BOBBY HEENAN

Funny Window Wwe
There’s the downtown area of Tupelo. Did you see the skyscrapers? Two stories.
BOBBY HEENAN

Downtown Skyscrapers Stories Two
This (Paris,France) wouldn’t be a bad place, but it’s full of Frenchmen.
BOBBY HEENAN

Fighting Games Paris Wrestling
You know they say money can’t buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile
BOBBY HEENAN

Fighting Games Giving Watches Wrestling
This guy makes coffee nervous.
BOBBY HEENAN

Coffee Fight Game Guy Wrestling
Have you ever been to Glens Falls? The city limits signs are on the same post.
BOBBY HEENAN

Cities Fall Limits
Koko B. Ware … his mom’s first name was Tupper.
BOBBY HEENAN

Fight Firsts Game Mom Names Wrestling
He looks like something that fell out of a deck of cards!
BOBBY HEENAN

Cards Looks Wrestling
There’s only two kinds of music I don’t like….Country and Western.
BOBBY HEENAN

Country Only People Two
Its a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.
BOBBY HEENAN

Dog Perfect World
It’s very hard to get out of this hold, that’s why you either have to scoot backwards, move forwards, or try to get up.
BOBBY HEENAN

Moving Trying Wrestling
You don’t have to yell at me Schiavone. I’m not blind!
BOBBY HEENAN

Blind Fight Game Wrestling
Obviously some cheap motel is missing a shower curtain.
BOBBY HEENAN

Curtain Missing Motels
What are you doing, looking at me with one eye and chasing a fly with the other?
BOBBY HEENAN

Chasing Eye Game

Its a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.

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