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Bobby Heenan

I know all about cheating. I’ve had six very successful marriages.
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Cheating Successful Wwe
I’d love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job
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Fun Game Jobs Love
You’re 83? Really? You don’t look it. I would’ve guessed 81 or 82.
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Country Fight Game Looks Wrestlng
I’m a legend in this sport. If you don’t believe me, ask me
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Believe Sports Wwe
Stu Hart trained all his kids–only three of them use the litter box.
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Fight Game Kids Three Use Wrestling
You don’t have to yell at me Schiavone. I’m not blind!
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Blind Fight Game Wrestling
Hawaii’s the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.
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Country Hawaii People State
There’s nothing better than a good, blind referee.
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Cycling Easter Nothing Yummy
This (Paris,France) wouldn’t be a bad place, but it’s full of Frenchmen.
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Fighting Games Paris Wrestling
Koko B. Ware … his mom’s first name was Tupper.
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Fight Firsts Game Mom Names Wrestling
I heard a rumor that your mom and dad ran away from home.
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Dad Home Mom
By the time The Iron Sheik gets to the ring, it will be Wrestlemania 37!
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Iron Rings Wrestlemania
The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they’re allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.
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Two Wrestling Wwe
Have you ever been to Glens Falls? The city limits signs are on the same post.
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Cities Fall Limits
I asked Stu Hart earlier. I said, ‘Stu, you gotta be proud of your boys.’ He said, ‘I have boys?’
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Boys Proud Wwe
[On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There’s the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo.
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Bart Simpson Hair Wrestling
You know they say money can’t buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile
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Fighting Games Giving Watches Wrestling
Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire. They’re a lovely twosome, or threesome, or foursome, or twenty-fifthsome.
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Fight Game Lovely Twenties Wrestling
It’s very hard to get out of this hold, that’s why you either have to scoot backwards, move forwards, or try to get up.
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Moving Trying Wrestling
The money’s the same, whether you earn it or scam it.
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Fight Game Money Scams Wrestling
I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence… and he said “parole”.
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Ends Fighting Game Wrestling
And for those of you that dropped out of high school, remember the famous phrase: ‘Do you want fries with that?’
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Phrases School Want
Janetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice.
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Funny Window Wwe
Its amazing that Lou Ferrigno can talk with fifty pounds of cracker in his mouth.
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Fifty Mouths Pounds
They’re living proof that the 3 stooges had children.
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Children Fighting Game Proof Wrestling
This guy makes coffee nervous.
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Coffee Fight Game Guy Wrestling
Its a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.
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Dog Perfect World

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