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Bobby Heenan

And for those of you that dropped out of high school, remember the famous phrase: ‘Do you want fries with that?’
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Phrases School Want
Its amazing that Lou Ferrigno can talk with fifty pounds of cracker in his mouth.
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Fifty Mouths Pounds
Janetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice.
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Funny Window Wwe
It’s very hard to get out of this hold, that’s why you either have to scoot backwards, move forwards, or try to get up.
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Moving Trying Wrestling
There’s only two kinds of music I don’t like….Country and Western.
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Country Only People Two
I’d love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job
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Fun Game Jobs Love
The money’s the same, whether you earn it or scam it.
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Fight Game Money Scams Wrestling
There’s nothing better than a good, blind referee.
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Cycling Easter Nothing Yummy
The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they’re allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.
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Two Wrestling Wwe
I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence… and he said “parole”.
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Ends Fighting Game Wrestling
Have you ever been to Glens Falls? The city limits signs are on the same post.
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Cities Fall Limits
If you ever had your moon salted you’d know how painful that could be.
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Fight Game Moon Painful Wrestling
There’s the downtown area of Tupelo. Did you see the skyscrapers? Two stories.
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Downtown Skyscrapers Stories Two
Stu Hart trained all his kids–only three of them use the litter box.
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Fight Game Kids Three Use Wrestling
Hawaii’s the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.
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Country Hawaii People State
I’m a legend in this sport. If you don’t believe me, ask me
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Believe Sports Wwe
I heard a rumor that your mom and dad ran away from home.
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Dad Home Mom
You don’t have to yell at me Schiavone. I’m not blind!
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Blind Fight Game Wrestling
What are you doing, looking at me with one eye and chasing a fly with the other?
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Chasing Eye Game
By the time The Iron Sheik gets to the ring, it will be Wrestlemania 37!
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Iron Rings Wrestlemania
I asked Stu Hart earlier. I said, ‘Stu, you gotta be proud of your boys.’ He said, ‘I have boys?’
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Boys Proud Wwe
You’re 83? Really? You don’t look it. I would’ve guessed 81 or 82.
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Country Fight Game Looks Wrestlng
This (Paris,France) wouldn’t be a bad place, but it’s full of Frenchmen.
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Fighting Games Paris Wrestling
[On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There’s the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo.
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Bart Simpson Hair Wrestling
They’re living proof that the 3 stooges had children.
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Children Fighting Game Proof Wrestling
He looks like something that fell out of a deck of cards!
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Cards Looks Wrestling
Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It’s called Tulsa.
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Oklahoma Swamps Tulsa

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