Bobby Heenan Quotes

He looks like something that fell out of a deck of cards!

You’re 83? Really? You don’t look it. I would’ve guessed 81 or 82.

Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire. They’re a lovely twosome, or threesome, or foursome, or twenty-fifthsome.

I know all about cheating. I’ve had six very successful marriages.

I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence… and he said “parole”.

I heard a rumor that your mom and dad ran away from home.