The standard of morals is as variable as morals themselves; of which every nation has a different code, and every custom a different reading.
NORM MACDONALDIt is often better to be restricted to necessity than unconfined in the measure of our desires: prosperity destroys more individuals than adversity ruins.
More Norm MacDonald Quotes
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All that weak people learn from disappointment, is less confidence in future enterprise.
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Hypocrisy is the outward acknowledgment of inward shame.
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Some men are tempted to violate secrecy from the uneasiness secrecy gives them, and others, merely to impress you with the extent of their confidence.
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Envy, like a false mirror, distorts the symmetry of the sweetest form.
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In estimating the adversities of life, we would seldom have much reason to complain of the evils we suffer, did we understand the dangers we daily escape.
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With the ambitious, the failure of one expedient is the suggestion of another; but with the irresolute, defeat usually occasions abandonment of purpose.
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They that are fated to be fools, have one consolation, that they are fated also to be ignorant of it.
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The reason we have few friends in adversity, is, because we have no true ones in prosperity.
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During misfortunes, nothing aggravates our condition more, than to be esteemed deserving of them.
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It is vain to complain of fortune while we fail in policy and conduct.
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Some people are so much afraid of being deceived, that they never venture to trust; like misers, their avarice destroys their gain.
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I generally have a real strong idea or a strong punchline, and I just try to get to it by rambling around, as I don’t like to memorize words.
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I don’t know the difference between a hippie and a hipster but, it’s fun to watch either one of them get beat up.
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In math, you could get 100 percent. It was very fair. That’s what I liked about math. You could figure it out, and the teacher couldn’t have a stupid opinion about it.
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The most frequent cause of regret for what we have done is because its effects interfere with what we would do.
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