In love, we are best pleased when we please others.
NORM MACDONALDIt is often better to be restricted to necessity than unconfined in the measure of our desires: prosperity destroys more individuals than adversity ruins.
More Norm MacDonald Quotes
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It is vain to complain of fortune while we fail in policy and conduct.
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I don’t have any ambition.
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I don’t know the difference between a hippie and a hipster but, it’s fun to watch either one of them get beat up.
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I don’t care for sex. I find it an embarrassing, dull exercise. I prefer sports, where you can win.
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The standard of morals is as variable as morals themselves; of which every nation has a different code, and every custom a different reading.
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It is often better to be restricted to necessity than unconfined in the measure of our desires: prosperity destroys more individuals than adversity ruins.
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Imprudent restrictions often force youth farther than enticement would carry them; and careless limitation is frequently worse than no injunction.
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Though we may not desire to detect fraud, we must not, on that account, endeavor to be insensible of it, for, as cunning is a crime, so is duplicity a fault, and if men dread knaves, they also despise fools.
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A suspicious person is the rival of him that deceives, both seem to practice a knowledge of cunning device, and equable sense of disengenuous merit.
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There are two things at which most men are grieved: when their faults are exposed, and when their virtues are concealed.
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A readiness to excuse some faults, shows a disposition to commit others.
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If you desire praise or esteem, endeavor to merit it.
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I generally have a real strong idea or a strong punchline, and I just try to get to it by rambling around, as I don’t like to memorize words.
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Few are more unhappy than those who have great ambition, but little energy to urge it into activity.
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I got my computer. The great thing about the computer is that you only need enough money to buy a computer and some food, and you’re all right. I don’t have to go to premières.
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