I generally have a real strong idea or a strong punchline, and I just try to get to it by rambling around, as I don’t like to memorize words.
NORM MACDONALDFew people love with the violence they hate.
More Norm MacDonald Quotes
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The beginning of wisdom is the knowledge of folly.
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The reason we have few friends in adversity, is, because we have no true ones in prosperity.
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In love, we are best pleased when we please others.
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Note to self: no matter how bad life gets, there’s always beer.
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Enjoyment inflames love in some men, and extinguishes it in others: the wind that assists large vessels, upsets small ones.
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A readiness to excuse some faults, shows a disposition to commit others.
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If you desire praise or esteem, endeavor to merit it.
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Ignorance is better than knowledge misapplied.
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During misfortunes, nothing aggravates our condition more, than to be esteemed deserving of them.
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They say that if you’re afraid of homosexuals, it means that deep down inside you’re actually a homosexual yourself. That worries me because I’m afraid of dogs.
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You know, with Hitler, the more I learn about that guy, the more I don’t care for him.
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Many frequently change their principles, but seldom their practices.
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It is necessary to be tolerant, in order to be tolerated.
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Liberty, like health, appears most precious when lost.
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Scientists believe they may have discovered a primitive form of life on Jupiter’s moon Europa. That primitive form of life? You guessed it, Frank Stallone.
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