I’m thankful for women. I think women are more intelligent than men. Also, without women, there would be no cookies.
NORM MACDONALDWhen I hear a guy lost a battle to cancer, that really did bother me, that that’s a term. It implies that he failed and that somebody else that defeated cancer is heroic and courageous.
More Norm MacDonald Quotes
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When people told the audience that [Sam Kinison] was good, he was accepted after that.
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Imprudent restrictions often force youth farther than enticement would carry them; and careless limitation is frequently worse than no injunction.
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There are two things at which most men are grieved: when their faults are exposed, and when their virtues are concealed.
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When I hear a guy lost a battle to cancer, that really did bother me, that that’s a term. It implies that he failed and that somebody else that defeated cancer is heroic and courageous.
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I don’t have any ambition.
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Yeah man, they call gambling a disease, but it’s the only disease where you can win a bunch of money.
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This would have been a great game to watch if we didn’t have any money on it.
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The joy a person is usually seen to express at the conversion of another to his opinion is seldom more than the impulse of egotistical satisfaction at being considered worthy of didactic imitation.
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There are two things which a man should scrupulously avoid: giving advice that he would not follow, and asking advice when he is determined to pursue his own opinion.
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You can’t love your team without hating another team.
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In estimating the adversities of life, we would seldom have much reason to complain of the evils we suffer, did we understand the dangers we daily escape.
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During misfortunes, nothing aggravates our condition more, than to be esteemed deserving of them.
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Though you may be last to discover your follies, be always first to correct them.
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Flattery succeeds best on minds previously occupied by conceit.
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Few are more unhappy than those who have great ambition, but little energy to urge it into activity.
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