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They that are fated to be fools, have one consolation, that they are fated also to be ignorant of it.

Norm MacDonald

They say that if you’re afraid of homosexuals, it means that deep down inside you’re actually a homosexual yourself. That worries me because I’m afraid of dogs.
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Afraid Dog Funny Identity Myself Reality Worry
Flattery succeeds best on minds previously occupied by conceit.
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Best Mindset Praise Success
The young compliment their greatness on the number of their friends; the old, on the confidence of them.
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Compliment Confidence Friendship Greatness Young
It is necessary to be tolerant, in order to be tolerated.
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Deep Necessary Tolerance
Liberty, like health, appears most precious when lost.
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Appearance Health Liberty Lost Precious
He that searches for praise will often find contempt.
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Himself Praise Search
All my life’s about is cracking up people and them cracking me up and trying not to think about dying. That doesn’t cost very much money.
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Death Life Money Myself People Thinking Try
In estimating the adversities of life, we would seldom have much reason to complain of the evils we suffer, did we understand the dangers we daily escape.
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Adversity Dangerous Escape Reason Suffering Understand
In love, we are best pleased when we please others.
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Best Kindness Love
Imprudent restrictions often force youth farther than enticement would carry them; and careless limitation is frequently worse than no injunction.
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Care Carry Force Limitation Restriction Worst Youth
Enjoyment inflames love in some men, and extinguishes it in others: the wind that assists large vessels, upsets small ones.
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Enjoyment Love Man Small Wind
It is often better to be restricted to necessity than unconfined in the measure of our desires: prosperity destroys more individuals than adversity ruins.
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Adversity Better Desire Destroy Necessary Prosperity Ruin
Note to self: no matter how bad life gets, there’s always beer.
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Alcohol Bad Drink Hard Time Life
There are two indiscretions that generally distinguish fools: a readiness to report whatever they hear, and a practice of communicating with secrecy what is commonly understood.
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Communication Fools Practice Report Understand
Violent people usually express their love of a thing by their hatred of its opposite.
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Behavior Hate Love Mental People Violence
Though you may be last to discover your follies, be always first to correct them.
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Correct Discover Improvement Mistake Yourself

They that are fated to be fools, have one consolation, that they are fated also to be ignorant of it.

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