I generally have a real strong idea or a strong punchline, and I just try to get to it by rambling around, as I don’t like to memorize words.
NORM MACDONALDThey that are fated to be fools, have one consolation, that they are fated also to be ignorant of it.
More Norm MacDonald Quotes
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The praise we seek for our own virtues sometimes tempts us to flatter the imperfections of other men.
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Though you may be last to discover your follies, be always first to correct them.
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Flattery succeeds best on minds previously occupied by conceit.
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All that weak people learn from disappointment, is less confidence in future enterprise.
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They that are fated to be fools, have one consolation, that they are fated also to be ignorant of it.
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Ever see this? It’s a homeless guy but he’s got a dog… The dog’s really thrilled with this idea. The dog’s going, Hey pal, I can do this by myself pretty well. The longest walk in the world you got me on here.
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When people told the audience that [Sam Kinison] was good, he was accepted after that.
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Reason is always weak where prejudice is strong.
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A lot of writers come from Harvard and such, and are rich, and they write under the misapprehension that poor people are stupid. So when they do write them, they are hillbillies or rednecks or Christian idiots.
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There are two things at which most men are grieved: when their faults are exposed, and when their virtues are concealed.
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Many frequently change their principles, but seldom their practices.
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When I hear a guy lost a battle to cancer, that really did bother me, that that’s a term. It implies that he failed and that somebody else that defeated cancer is heroic and courageous.
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Liberty, like health, appears most precious when lost.
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Chastity is oftener owing to diffidence and shame, than to fortitude of reason or virtue.
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Though we may not desire to detect fraud, we must not, on that account, endeavor to be insensible of it, for, as cunning is a crime, so is duplicity a fault, and if men dread knaves, they also despise fools.
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