This would have been a great game to watch if we didn’t have any money on it.
NORM MACDONALDThis would have been a great game to watch if we didn’t have any money on it.
NORM MACDONALDI think clever people think that poor people are stupid.
NORM MACDONALDFlattery succeeds best on minds previously occupied by conceit.
NORM MACDONALDWith the ambitious, the failure of one expedient is the suggestion of another; but with the irresolute, defeat usually occasions abandonment of purpose.
NORM MACDONALDWe often suffer more from our fears, than from the dangers of our situation.
NORM MACDONALDI always told everybody the perfect joke would be where the setup and punch line were identical.
NORM MACDONALDEnvy, like a false mirror, distorts the symmetry of the sweetest form.
NORM MACDONALDYou know, with Hitler, the more I learn about that guy, the more I don’t care for him.
NORM MACDONALDIn love, we are best pleased when we please others.
NORM MACDONALDIn estimating the adversities of life, we would seldom have much reason to complain of the evils we suffer, did we understand the dangers we daily escape.
NORM MACDONALDThey that are fated to be fools, have one consolation, that they are fated also to be ignorant of it.
NORM MACDONALDIn math, you could get 100 percent. It was very fair. That’s what I liked about math. You could figure it out, and the teacher couldn’t have a stupid opinion about it.
NORM MACDONALDThey say that if you’re afraid of homosexuals, it means that deep down inside you’re actually a homosexual yourself. That worries me because I’m afraid of dogs.
NORM MACDONALDYou can’t love your team without hating another team.
NORM MACDONALDFew are more unhappy than those who have great ambition, but little energy to urge it into activity.
NORM MACDONALDThere are two indiscretions that generally distinguish fools: a readiness to report whatever they hear, and a practice of communicating with secrecy what is commonly understood.
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