The joy a person is usually seen to express at the conversion of another to his opinion is seldom more than the impulse of egotistical satisfaction at being considered worthy of didactic imitation.
NORM MACDONALDYou ever be having a really good dream, and then, uh- right in the middle of the dream you wake up, right in the best part of the dream? And there you are, back in your stinkin’ life again? Man, that’s rough, eh?
More Norm MacDonald Quotes
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I don’t care for sex. I find it an embarrassing, dull exercise. I prefer sports, where you can win.
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They that are fated to be fools, have one consolation, that they are fated also to be ignorant of it.
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You ever be having a really good dream, and then, uh- right in the middle of the dream you wake up, right in the best part of the dream? And there you are, back in your stinkin’ life again? Man, that’s rough, eh?
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The reason we have few friends in adversity, is, because we have no true ones in prosperity.
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I generally have a real strong idea or a strong punchline, and I just try to get to it by rambling around, as I don’t like to memorize words.
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They say that if you’re afraid of homosexuals, it means that deep down inside you’re actually a homosexual yourself. That worries me because I’m afraid of dogs.
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Few are more unhappy than those who have great ambition, but little energy to urge it into activity.
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This would have been a great game to watch if we didn’t have any money on it.
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Violent people usually express their love of a thing by their hatred of its opposite.
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Reason is always weak where prejudice is strong.
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I think clever people think that poor people are stupid.
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Envy, like a false mirror, distorts the symmetry of the sweetest form.
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He that searches for praise will often find contempt.
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I’m thankful for women. I think women are more intelligent than men. Also, without women, there would be no cookies.
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It is necessary to be tolerant, in order to be tolerated.
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