Yeah man, they call gambling a disease, but it’s the only disease where you can win a bunch of money.
NORM MACDONALDA lot of writers come from Harvard and such, and are rich, and they write under the misapprehension that poor people are stupid. So when they do write them, they are hillbillies or rednecks or Christian idiots.
More Norm MacDonald Quotes
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Reason is always weak where prejudice is strong.
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Chastity is oftener owing to diffidence and shame, than to fortitude of reason or virtue.
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You can’t love your team without hating another team.
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I think clever people think that poor people are stupid.
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Ever see this? It’s a homeless guy but he’s got a dog… The dog’s really thrilled with this idea. The dog’s going, Hey pal, I can do this by myself pretty well. The longest walk in the world you got me on here.
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A readiness to excuse some faults, shows a disposition to commit others.
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We often suffer more from our fears, than from the dangers of our situation.
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The beginning of wisdom is the knowledge of folly.
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All my life’s about is cracking up people and them cracking me up and trying not to think about dying. That doesn’t cost very much money.
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When I hear a guy lost a battle to cancer, that really did bother me, that that’s a term. It implies that he failed and that somebody else that defeated cancer is heroic and courageous.
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Imprudent restrictions often force youth farther than enticement would carry them; and careless limitation is frequently worse than no injunction.
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Some people are so much afraid of being deceived, that they never venture to trust; like misers, their avarice destroys their gain.
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I don’t care for sex. I find it an embarrassing, dull exercise. I prefer sports, where you can win.
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Hypocrisy is the outward acknowledgment of inward shame.
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Violent people usually express their love of a thing by their hatred of its opposite.
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