I generally have a real strong idea or a strong punchline, and I just try to get to it by rambling around, as I don’t like to memorize words.
NORM MACDONALDIf you desire praise or esteem, endeavor to merit it.
More Norm MacDonald Quotes
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When I hear a guy lost a battle to cancer, that really did bother me, that that’s a term. It implies that he failed and that somebody else that defeated cancer is heroic and courageous.
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The joy a person is usually seen to express at the conversion of another to his opinion is seldom more than the impulse of egotistical satisfaction at being considered worthy of didactic imitation.
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You know, with Hitler, the more I learn about that guy, the more I don’t care for him.
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During misfortunes, nothing aggravates our condition more, than to be esteemed deserving of them.
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A lot of writers come from Harvard and such, and are rich, and they write under the misapprehension that poor people are stupid. So when they do write them, they are hillbillies or rednecks or Christian idiots.
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Ever see this? It’s a homeless guy but he’s got a dog… The dog’s really thrilled with this idea. The dog’s going, Hey pal, I can do this by myself pretty well. The longest walk in the world you got me on here.
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This would have been a great game to watch if we didn’t have any money on it.
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There are two things at which most men are grieved: when their faults are exposed, and when their virtues are concealed.
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It is vain to complain of fortune while we fail in policy and conduct.
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Hypocrisy is the outward acknowledgment of inward shame.
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Few people love with the violence they hate.
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Flattery succeeds best on minds previously occupied by conceit.
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Some people are so much afraid of being deceived, that they never venture to trust; like misers, their avarice destroys their gain.
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In estimating the adversities of life, we would seldom have much reason to complain of the evils we suffer, did we understand the dangers we daily escape.
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Most men will go farther to give advice than to follow their own opinion.
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