You ever be having a really good dream, and then, uh- right in the middle of the dream you wake up, right in the best part of the dream? And there you are, back in your stinkin’ life again? Man, that’s rough, eh?
NORM MACDONALDIf you desire praise or esteem, endeavor to merit it.
More Norm MacDonald Quotes
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A readiness to excuse some faults, shows a disposition to commit others.
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Few people love with the violence they hate.
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Most men will go farther to give advice than to follow their own opinion.
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They that are fated to be fools, have one consolation, that they are fated also to be ignorant of it.
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Note to self: no matter how bad life gets, there’s always beer.
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The joy a person is usually seen to express at the conversion of another to his opinion is seldom more than the impulse of egotistical satisfaction at being considered worthy of didactic imitation.
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I always told everybody the perfect joke would be where the setup and punch line were identical.
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Reason is always weak where prejudice is strong.
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When I hear a guy lost a battle to cancer, that really did bother me, that that’s a term. It implies that he failed and that somebody else that defeated cancer is heroic and courageous.
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You know, with Hitler, the more I learn about that guy, the more I don’t care for him.
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In math, you could get 100 percent. It was very fair. That’s what I liked about math. You could figure it out, and the teacher couldn’t have a stupid opinion about it.
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Enjoyment inflames love in some men, and extinguishes it in others: the wind that assists large vessels, upsets small ones.
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Chastity is oftener owing to diffidence and shame, than to fortitude of reason or virtue.
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When people told the audience that [Sam Kinison] was good, he was accepted after that.
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Few are more unhappy than those who have great ambition, but little energy to urge it into activity.
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