Though you may be last to discover your follies, be always first to correct them.
NORM MACDONALDIn estimating the adversities of life, we would seldom have much reason to complain of the evils we suffer, did we understand the dangers we daily escape.
More Norm MacDonald Quotes
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A lot of writers come from Harvard and such, and are rich, and they write under the misapprehension that poor people are stupid. So when they do write them, they are hillbillies or rednecks or Christian idiots.
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Envy, like a false mirror, distorts the symmetry of the sweetest form.
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Reason is always weak where prejudice is strong.
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During misfortunes, nothing aggravates our condition more, than to be esteemed deserving of them.
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I got my computer. The great thing about the computer is that you only need enough money to buy a computer and some food, and you’re all right. I don’t have to go to premières.
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You can’t love your team without hating another team.
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I always told everybody the perfect joke would be where the setup and punch line were identical.
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In love, we are best pleased when we please others.
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Ignorance is better than knowledge misapplied.
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Though we may not desire to detect fraud, we must not, on that account, endeavor to be insensible of it, for, as cunning is a crime, so is duplicity a fault, and if men dread knaves, they also despise fools.
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Note to self: no matter how bad life gets, there’s always beer.
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In estimating the adversities of life, we would seldom have much reason to complain of the evils we suffer, did we understand the dangers we daily escape.
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I think clever people think that poor people are stupid.
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The first principle of solid wisdom is discretion, without it all the erudition of life is merely bagatelle.
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Many frequently change their principles, but seldom their practices.
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