The first principle of solid wisdom is discretion, without it all the erudition of life is merely bagatelle.
NORM MACDONALDIn estimating the adversities of life, we would seldom have much reason to complain of the evils we suffer, did we understand the dangers we daily escape.
More Norm MacDonald Quotes
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I don’t have any ambition.
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He that searches for praise will often find contempt.
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All that weak people learn from disappointment, is less confidence in future enterprise.
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They that are fated to be fools, have one consolation, that they are fated also to be ignorant of it.
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I can’t be naturalistic enough to make it sound real. So instead, I just wander around aimlessly knowing that I’ll be funny enough with stream of consciousness until I get to the actual explosively funny part.
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Note to self: no matter how bad life gets, there’s always beer.
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Imprudent restrictions often force youth farther than enticement would carry them; and careless limitation is frequently worse than no injunction.
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Many frequently change their principles, but seldom their practices.
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Liberty, like health, appears most precious when lost.
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I think clever people think that poor people are stupid.
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I’m thankful for women. I think women are more intelligent than men. Also, without women, there would be no cookies.
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There are two things at which most men are grieved: when their faults are exposed, and when their virtues are concealed.
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Reason is always weak where prejudice is strong.
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It is often better to be restricted to necessity than unconfined in the measure of our desires: prosperity destroys more individuals than adversity ruins.
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I don’t care for sex. I find it an embarrassing, dull exercise. I prefer sports, where you can win.
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