There are two indiscretions that generally distinguish fools: a readiness to report whatever they hear, and a practice of communicating with secrecy what is commonly understood.
NORM MACDONALDThere are two indiscretions that generally distinguish fools: a readiness to report whatever they hear, and a practice of communicating with secrecy what is commonly understood.
NORM MACDONALDI’m thankful for women. I think women are more intelligent than men. Also, without women, there would be no cookies.
NORM MACDONALDScientists believe they may have discovered a primitive form of life on Jupiter’s moon Europa. That primitive form of life? You guessed it, Frank Stallone.
NORM MACDONALDSome people are so much afraid of being deceived, that they never venture to trust; like misers, their avarice destroys their gain.
NORM MACDONALDHypocrisy is the outward acknowledgment of inward shame.
NORM MACDONALDI don’t know the difference between a hippie and a hipster but, it’s fun to watch either one of them get beat up.
NORM MACDONALDThis would have been a great game to watch if we didn’t have any money on it.
NORM MACDONALDIn math, you could get 100 percent. It was very fair. That’s what I liked about math. You could figure it out, and the teacher couldn’t have a stupid opinion about it.
NORM MACDONALDLiberty, like health, appears most precious when lost.
NORM MACDONALDIn love, we are best pleased when we please others.
NORM MACDONALDThere are two things which a man should scrupulously avoid: giving advice that he would not follow, and asking advice when he is determined to pursue his own opinion.
NORM MACDONALDThe beginning of wisdom is the knowledge of folly.
NORM MACDONALDViolent people usually express their love of a thing by their hatred of its opposite.
NORM MACDONALDThe joy a person is usually seen to express at the conversion of another to his opinion is seldom more than the impulse of egotistical satisfaction at being considered worthy of didactic imitation.
NORM MACDONALDThe most frequent cause of regret for what we have done is because its effects interfere with what we would do.
NORM MACDONALDI don’t have any ambition.
NORM MACDONALD