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  • Mitch Hedberg Quote - I was going to get my teeth whitened, but I said, “I’ll just get a tan instead.”
  • Mitch Hedberg Quote - I was going to get my teeth whitened, but I said, “I’ll just get a tan instead.”
  • Mitch Hedberg Quote - I was going to get my teeth whitened, but I said, “I’ll just get a tan instead.”
  • Mitch Hedberg Quote - I was going to get my teeth whitened, but I said, “I’ll just get a tan instead.”
  • Mitch Hedberg Quote - I was going to get my teeth whitened, but I said, “I’ll just get a tan instead.”
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  2. grey
  3. blue
  4. red
  5. brown
  6. white

I was going to get my teeth whitened, but I said, “I’ll just get a tan instead.”

Mitch Hedberg

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