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What if it’s boring – or if it’s not boring, it might be too revealing, or worse, it might be too revealing and still be boring.

Lily Tomlin

I worry about kids today – because of the sexual revolution, they’re going to grow up and never know what “dirty” means.
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Children Dirty Myself Revolution Sex Worry
The best mind-altering drug is the truth.
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Best Drugs Mindset One Liner Truth
I always wondered why somebody doesn’t do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.
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Action Deep Inspirational Motivational Myself
Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
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Collection One Liner Perspective Reality
I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.
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Home Myself Teacher Thinking
I have always felt that humor was a wonderful vehicle to let us become connected with each other and ourselves; I try to portray the similarities and polarities in men and women, so that we can acknowledge and embrace our collective consciousness.
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Collection Conscious Feeling Humor Vehicle Wonderful
When I’ve had a meltdown, people will say to me, “Well, you failed to keep your sense of humor.”
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Failure Humor Myself People Talk Yourself
Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it.
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Leadership Reality Touch
If trying harder doesn’t work, try softer.
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Hard Inspirational Motivational Perspective Soft Try
People hire me to create some kind of archetype or some culture type, or something. I guess they accept whatever I come up with.
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Acceptance Creation Kind Myself People
Well, if I can be of any help at all, you are in worse trouble than I thought.
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Help Myself Thinking Trouble Worst
Even when I’m being funny, I’m deadly serious.
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Death Funny Myself Serious
Remember we’re all in this alone.
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Alone One Liner Remember
After all, in private, we’re all misfits.
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One Liner Privacy
Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It’s the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.
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Adult Country Election Hard Work
If evolution was worth its salt, it should’ve evolved something better than ‘survival of the fittest.’ I think a better idea would be ‘survival of the wittiest.’ At least, that way, creatures that didn’t survive could’ve died laughing.
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