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What if it’s boring – or if it’s not boring, it might be too revealing, or worse, it might be too revealing and still be boring.

Lily Tomlin

I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain.
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Complain Deep Development Language Need Personal
You can’t expect insights, even the big ones, to make you suddenly understand everything. But I figure: Hey it’s a step in the right direction if they leave you confused in a deeper way.
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Big Confusion Deep Direction Expectation Leaving Right Understand Way
There’s so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.
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Culture Fabric Skin
Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it.
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Leadership Reality Touch
There will be sex after death, we just won’t be able to feel it.
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Death Feeling Sex
I bought a box of animal crackers, but there was nothing inside. They’d eaten each other.
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Animal Eat Food Funny Myself
What I appreciate is acknowledging to the audience that I think they have brains.
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Audience Brain Knowledge Myself Praise Thinking
If beauty is truth, why don’t women go to the library to have their hair done?
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Beautiful Hairs Library Woman
In the depths of the night, fear grips my heart. It paralyzes my mind. But most of all, I feel very, very alone
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Alone Feeling Heart Mindset Myself Night
Even when I’m being funny, I’m deadly serious.
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Death Funny Myself Serious
We are all in this together, by ourselves.
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Ourselves Togetherness
Remember we’re all in this alone.
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Alone One Liner Remember
9 to 5 made people aware of equal pay for equal work. It hasn’t really happened, but it has come closer.
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Equality Money Pay People Work
I can handle reality in small doses, but as a lifestyle, it’s much too confining.
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Life Myself Reality Small Style
Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest – then we can all die laughing.
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Death Laughter Smart Survive Work
Exercise is for people who can’t handle drugs or alcohol.
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Alcohol Control Drugs Exercise People

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