I bought a box of animal crackers, but there was nothing inside. They’d eaten each other.
LILY TOMLINWhat if it’s boring – or if it’s not boring, it might be too revealing, or worse, it might be too revealing and still be boring.
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You know being relevant or coming up with something interesting, funny to say about what’s current is just as hard as it might ever be depending on the serendipity of it all.
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After all, in private, we’re all misfits.
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I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.
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We are people with lives, not consumers with lifestyles.
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In the depths of the night, fear grips my heart. It paralyzes my mind. But most of all, I feel very, very alone
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I was always drawn to more the social-expression-of-culture types.
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Wouldn’t it be great if we all grew up to be what we wanted to be? The world would be full of nurses, firemen, and ballerinas.
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I can handle reality in small doses, but as a lifestyle, it’s much too confining.
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I try to be cynical, but it’s so hard to keep up.
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Language was invented because of the deep human need to complain.
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9 to 5 made people aware of equal pay for equal work. It hasn’t really happened, but it has come closer.
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What if it’s boring – or if it’s not boring, it might be too revealing, or worse, it might be too revealing and still be boring.
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If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?
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I guess if people couldn’t profit from war I don’t think there would be war.
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Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination.
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