Exercise is for people who can’t handle drugs or alcohol.
LILY TOMLINWhat if it’s boring – or if it’s not boring, it might be too revealing, or worse, it might be too revealing and still be boring.
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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My politics are just inclined to be empathetic and humanistic. I grew up with so many different kinds of people with different politics, different religion, no religion, no politics, education, no education, and I was infatuated with all of them.
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If trying harder doesn’t work, try softer.
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I always wondered why somebody doesn’t do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.
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Having a real public outlet is how you imprint something for yourself. It’s just a matter of timing. It’s like you’ve marked your territory.
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Does your mind feel more and more like teflon? Nothing sticks to it?
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Remember we’re all in this alone.
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When I am happy I feel like crying, but when I am sad I don’t feel like laughing. I think it is better to be happy; then you get two feelings for the price of one.
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The start to a better world is the belief that it is possible.
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We are people with lives, not consumers with lifestyles.
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Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
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Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
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The road to success is always under construction.
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Maybe if people started to listen, history would stop repeating itself.
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If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you’re not considered well viewed.
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We don’t care. We don’t have to. We’re the phone company.
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