If evolution was worth its salt, it should’ve evolved something better than ‘survival of the fittest.’ I think a better idea would be ‘survival of the wittiest.’ At least, that way, creatures that didn’t survive could’ve died laughing.
LILY TOMLINDon’t be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed.
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Having a real public outlet is how you imprint something for yourself. It’s just a matter of timing. It’s like you’ve marked your territory.
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The start to a better world is the belief that it is possible.
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The road to success is always under construction.
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Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest – then we can all die laughing.
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Remember we’re all in this alone.
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Truth is, I’ve always been selling out. The difference is that in the past, I looked like I had integrity because there were no buyers.
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I guess if people couldn’t profit from war I don’t think there would be war.
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Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
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I think life is perverse. It can be beautiful, but it won’t.
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You can’t expect insights, even the big ones, to make you suddenly understand everything. But I figure: Hey it’s a step in the right direction if they leave you confused in a deeper way.
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I always wondered why somebody doesn’t do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.
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Infinity is just time on an ego trip.
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Why isn’t there a special name for the tops of your feet?
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If I had known what it would be like to have it all – I might have been willing to settle for less.
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I was always drawn to more the social-expression-of-culture types.
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