The road to success is always under construction.
LILY TOMLINDon’t be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed.
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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If trying harder doesn’t work, try softer.
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The larger picture is really to swing people’s awareness of what really is moral.
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If you can’t be direct, why be?
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But there are too many people that make so much money at the cost of lives of other humans and for no reason but to make the money.
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What goes up must come down. But don’t expect it to come down where you can find it.
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We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
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Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
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Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination.
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When we speak to God, we call it prayer; when God speaks back, we call it psychosis!
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Don’t be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed.
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Lady, I do not make up things. That is lies. Lies are not true. But the truth could be made up if yo know how. And that’s the truth.
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For fast-acting relief try slowing down.
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The best mind-altering drug is the truth.
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I bought a box of animal crackers, but there was nothing inside. They’d eaten each other.
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It’s a more ridiculing, divisive humor today.
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