The best mind-altering drug is the truth.
LILY TOMLINYou are what you think, geez, that’s frightening.
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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Did you know, throughout the cosmos they found intelligent life forms that play to play? We are the only ones that play to win. Explains why we have more than our share of losers.
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Growing up in Michigan was fine, until I realized where I was.
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Lady, I do not make up things. That is lies. Lies are not true. But the truth could be made up if yo know how. And that’s the truth.
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No matter how cynical you become, it’s never enough to keep up.
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We are all in this together, by ourselves.
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Being a New Yorker is never having to say you are sorry.
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We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
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When I am happy I feel like crying, but when I am sad I don’t feel like laughing. I think it is better to be happy; then you get two feelings for the price of one.
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The start to a better world is the belief that it is possible.
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If I had known what it would be like to have it all – I might have been willing to settle for less.
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You know being relevant or coming up with something interesting, funny to say about what’s current is just as hard as it might ever be depending on the serendipity of it all.
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If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?
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I always wondered why somebody doesn’t do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.
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People hire me to create some kind of archetype or some culture type, or something. I guess they accept whatever I come up with.
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If life is so meaningless, then why are we always bringing it up?
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