I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else.
LILY TOMLINYou are what you think, geez, that’s frightening.
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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No matter how cynical you become, it’s never enough to keep up.
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I was always drawn to more the social-expression-of-culture types.
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The best mind-altering drug is the truth.
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You know being relevant or coming up with something interesting, funny to say about what’s current is just as hard as it might ever be depending on the serendipity of it all.
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I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain.
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I can handle reality in small doses, but as a lifestyle, it’s much too confining.
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What if it’s boring – or if it’s not boring, it might be too revealing, or worse, it might be too revealing and still be boring.
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It’s a more ridiculing, divisive humor today.
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Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It’s the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.
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Well, if I can be of any help at all, you are in worse trouble than I thought.
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After all, in private, we’re all misfits.
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Success is a ladder that cannot be climbed with your hands in your pocket – The road to success is always under construction.
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Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
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If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
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The phone company handles 84 billion calls a year-everything from kings, queens, and presidents to the scum of the earth.
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