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Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest – then we can all die laughing.

Lily Tomlin

Does your mind feel more and more like teflon? Nothing sticks to it?
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Feeling Mindset Yourself
What I appreciate is acknowledging to the audience that I think they have brains.
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Audience Brain Knowledge Myself Praise Thinking
Remember we’re all in this alone.
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Alone One Liner Remember
Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
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Hard Time Struggle Worst
I think life is perverse. It can be beautiful, but it won’t.
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Beautiful Life Myself Pervert Thinking
If life is so meaningless, then why are we always bringing it up?
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Hypocrisy Life Meaning
If beauty is truth, why don’t women go to the library to have their hair done?
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Beautiful Hairs Library Woman
I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else.
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Myself Thinking Worry
Truth is, I’ve always been selling out. The difference is that in the past, I looked like I had integrity because there were no buyers.
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Difference Integrity Myself Past Truth
If you have a dog or a cat, you know how developed they can be. How sensitive, how aware. They suffer. We all do.
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Cat Development Dog Sensitive Suffering Yourself
Why is it that when we talk to God we’re said to be praying but when God talks to us we’re schizophrenic?
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Deep God Hypocrisy Prayer Talk
After all, in private, we’re all misfits.
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One Liner Privacy
Did you know, throughout the cosmos they found intelligent life forms that play to play? We are the only ones that play to win. Explains why we have more than our share of losers.
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Form Intelligence Life Lose Play Share Space Win
9 to 5 made people aware of equal pay for equal work. It hasn’t really happened, but it has come closer.
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Equality Money Pay People Work
There’s nothing sadder than getting to the end of your life and saying, ‘I didn’t do it right’.
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End Life Regret Right Sad Yourself
When I am happy I feel like crying, but when I am sad I don’t feel like laughing. I think it is better to be happy; then you get two feelings for the price of one.
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Better Cry Feeling Happiness Laughter Price Sad

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