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Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest – then we can all die laughing.

Lily Tomlin

9 to 5 made people aware of equal pay for equal work. It hasn’t really happened, but it has come closer.
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Equality Money Pay People Work
Maybe if people started to listen, history would stop repeating itself.
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History Listening People Repeat Start Stop
Why isn’t there a special name for the tops of your feet?
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Name Top Yourself
I try to be cynical, but it’s so hard to keep up.
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Hard Myself Try
If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?
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Beautiful Funny Hairs Library Truth
What I appreciate is acknowledging to the audience that I think they have brains.
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Audience Brain Knowledge Myself Praise Thinking
We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
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Believe Freedom Hands Man Reason Sex Walk
If evolution was worth its salt, it should’ve evolved something better than ‘survival of the fittest.’ I think a better idea would be ‘survival of the wittiest.’ At least, that way, creatures that didn’t survive could’ve died laughing.
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Better Creature Death Evolution Laughter Survive Worth
What goes up must come down. But don’t expect it to come down where you can find it.
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Expectation Philosophy Yourself
What if it’s boring – or if it’s not boring, it might be too revealing, or worse, it might be too revealing and still be boring.
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Boredom Hide Reveal Worst
The larger picture is really to swing people’s awareness of what really is moral.
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Moral People Photograph
Remember we’re all in this alone.
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Alone One Liner Remember
I still believe that sex is dirty. It’s just that now I wouldn’t have it any other way.
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Believe Dirty Myself Sex
If trying harder doesn’t work, try softer.
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Hard Inspirational Motivational Perspective Soft Try
I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.
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Home Myself Teacher Thinking
I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
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Career Important Myself Regret

Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest – then we can all die laughing.

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