black
grey
blue
red
brown
white

Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest – then we can all die laughing.

Lily Tomlin

There will be sex after death, we just won’t be able to feel it.
LILY TOMLIN

Death Feeling Sex
Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
LILY TOMLIN

Hard Time Struggle Worst
You are what you think, geez, that’s frightening.
LILY TOMLIN

Fear Thinking Yourself
I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.
LILY TOMLIN

Home Myself Teacher Thinking
In the depths of the night, fear grips my heart. It paralyzes my mind. But most of all, I feel very, very alone
LILY TOMLIN

Alone Feeling Heart Mindset Myself Night
I feel some part of me can wake up and be very existential and the next day wake up and be sort of in love with the universe.
LILY TOMLIN

Existence Feeling Love Universe Wake Up
There’s nothing sadder than getting to the end of your life and saying, ‘I didn’t do it right’.
LILY TOMLIN

End Life Regret Right Sad Yourself
I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
LILY TOMLIN

Career Important Myself Regret
We are people with lives, not consumers with lifestyles.
LILY TOMLIN

Consumption Life Live People Style
No matter how cynical you become, it’s never enough to keep up.
LILY TOMLIN

Change Enough Myself Transformation
I can handle reality in small doses, but as a lifestyle, it’s much too confining.
LILY TOMLIN

Life Myself Reality Small Style
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
LILY TOMLIN

Complain Invention Language Man Satisfaction
Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest – then we can all die laughing.
LILY TOMLIN

Death Laughter Smart Survive Work
If you can’t be direct, why be?
LILY TOMLIN

Direct Yourself
If I had known what it would be like to have it all – I might have been willing to settle for less.
LILY TOMLIN

Fame Myself Settle Willing
If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
LILY TOMLIN

Love Question Yourself

Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest – then we can all die laughing.

Related Topics

Popular Authors

Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest – then we can all die laughing.

Related Topics

Popular Authors

More Lily Tomlin Quotes