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If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you’re not considered well viewed.

Lily Tomlin

Lady, I do not make up things. That is lies. Lies are not true. But the truth could be made up if yo know how. And that’s the truth.
LILY TOMLIN

Lying Make Up True Yourself
I bought a box of animal crackers, but there was nothing inside. They’d eaten each other.
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Animal Eat Food Funny Myself
Truth is, I’ve always been selling out. The difference is that in the past, I looked like I had integrity because there were no buyers.
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Difference Integrity Myself Past Truth
What I appreciate is acknowledging to the audience that I think they have brains.
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Audience Brain Knowledge Myself Praise Thinking
Creating characters is just another way to express a type and put that type to use.
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Creation Expression Type Way
Exercise is for people who can’t handle drugs or alcohol.
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Alcohol Control Drugs Exercise People
I feel some part of me can wake up and be very existential and the next day wake up and be sort of in love with the universe.
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Existence Feeling Love Universe Wake Up
I think life is perverse. It can be beautiful, but it won’t.
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Beautiful Life Myself Pervert Thinking
There’s nothing sadder than getting to the end of your life and saying, ‘I didn’t do it right’.
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End Life Regret Right Sad Yourself
I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.
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Home Myself Teacher Thinking
What if it’s boring – or if it’s not boring, it might be too revealing, or worse, it might be too revealing and still be boring.
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Boredom Hide Reveal Worst
The start to a better world is the belief that it is possible.
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Belief Better Possible Start World
I guess if people couldn’t profit from war I don’t think there would be war.
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Myself People Profit Thinking War
When we speak to God, we call it prayer; when God speaks back, we call it psychosis!
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God Ourselves Prayer Talk
Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
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Collection One Liner Perspective Reality
When I’ve had a meltdown, people will say to me, “Well, you failed to keep your sense of humor.”
LILY TOMLIN

Failure Humor Myself People Talk Yourself

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