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If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you’re not considered well viewed.

Lily Tomlin

Growing up in Michigan was fine, until I realized where I was.
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Born Growth Myself Place
The best mind-altering drug is the truth.
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Best Drugs Mindset One Liner Truth
Don’t be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed.
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Afraid Failure Inspirational Missing Opportunity
There’s nothing sadder than getting to the end of your life and saying, ‘I didn’t do it right’.
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End Life Regret Right Sad Yourself
I have always felt that humor was a wonderful vehicle to let us become connected with each other and ourselves; I try to portray the similarities and polarities in men and women, so that we can acknowledge and embrace our collective consciousness.
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Collection Conscious Feeling Humor Vehicle Wonderful
Does your mind feel more and more like teflon? Nothing sticks to it?
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Feeling Mindset Yourself
If you have a dog or a cat, you know how developed they can be. How sensitive, how aware. They suffer. We all do.
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Cat Development Dog Sensitive Suffering Yourself
Creating characters is just another way to express a type and put that type to use.
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Creation Expression Type Way
If beauty is truth, why don’t women go to the library to have their hair done?
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Beautiful Hairs Library Woman
If evolution was worth its salt, it should’ve evolved something better than ‘survival of the fittest.’ I think a better idea would be ‘survival of the wittiest.’ At least, that way, creatures that didn’t survive could’ve died laughing.
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Better Creature Death Evolution Laughter Survive Worth
Did you know, throughout the cosmos they found intelligent life forms that play to play? We are the only ones that play to win. Explains why we have more than our share of losers.
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Form Intelligence Life Lose Play Share Space Win
Infinity is just time on an ego trip.
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Ego Infinity One Liner Time Trip
Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
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Collection One Liner Perspective Reality
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat.
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Deep Race Trouble Win Yourself
What I appreciate is acknowledging to the audience that I think they have brains.
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Audience Brain Knowledge Myself Praise Thinking
Remember we’re all in this alone.
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Alone One Liner Remember

If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you’re not considered well viewed.

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