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Success is a ladder that cannot be climbed with your hands in your pocket – The road to success is always under construction.

Lily Tomlin

We are all in this together, by ourselves.
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Ourselves Togetherness
Why isn’t there a special name for the tops of your feet?
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Name Top Yourself
We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
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Believe Freedom Hands Man Reason Sex Walk
I have always felt that humor was a wonderful vehicle to let us become connected with each other and ourselves; I try to portray the similarities and polarities in men and women, so that we can acknowledge and embrace our collective consciousness.
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Collection Conscious Feeling Humor Vehicle Wonderful
If trying harder doesn’t work, try softer.
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Hard Inspirational Motivational Perspective Soft Try
I always wondered why somebody doesn’t do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.
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Action Deep Inspirational Motivational Myself
Why is it that when we talk to God we’re said to be praying but when God talks to us we’re schizophrenic?
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Deep God Hypocrisy Prayer Talk
Did you know, in the entire universe, we are the only intelligent life forms thought to have a Miss Universe contest?
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Form Intelligence Life Universe Yourself
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
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Complain Invention Language Man Satisfaction
To me, “sexual freedom” means freedom from having to have sex.
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Freedom Myself Sex Willing
I was always drawn to more the social-expression-of-culture types.
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Culture Expression Myself Social Type
I still believe that sex is dirty. It’s just that now I wouldn’t have it any other way.
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Believe Dirty Myself Sex
I try to be cynical, but it’s so hard to keep up.
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Hard Myself Try
When I’ve had a meltdown, people will say to me, “Well, you failed to keep your sense of humor.”
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Failure Humor Myself People Talk Yourself
The larger picture is really to swing people’s awareness of what really is moral.
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Moral People Photograph
Truth is, I’ve always been selling out. The difference is that in the past, I looked like I had integrity because there were no buyers.
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Difference Integrity Myself Past Truth

Success is a ladder that cannot be climbed with your hands in your pocket – The road to success is always under construction.

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