I try to be cynical, but it’s so hard to keep up.
LILY TOMLINSuccess is a ladder that cannot be climbed with your hands in your pocket – The road to success is always under construction.
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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People hire me to create some kind of archetype or some culture type, or something. I guess they accept whatever I come up with.
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I bought a box of animal crackers, but there was nothing inside. They’d eaten each other.
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But there are too many people that make so much money at the cost of lives of other humans and for no reason but to make the money.
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I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.
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If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you’re not considered well viewed.
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I guess if people couldn’t profit from war I don’t think there would be war.
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Creating characters is just another way to express a type and put that type to use.
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If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
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I feel some part of me can wake up and be very existential and the next day wake up and be sort of in love with the universe.
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Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It’s the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.
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Maybe if people started to listen, history would stop repeating itself.
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Language was invented because of the deep human need to complain.
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If you can’t be direct, why be?
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There’s so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.
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I still believe that sex is dirty. It’s just that now I wouldn’t have it any other way.
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