If beauty is truth, why don’t women go to the library to have their hair done?
LILY TOMLINThe road to success is always under construction.
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?
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For fast-acting relief try slowing down.
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Maybe if people started to listen, history would stop repeating itself.
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I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain.
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The road to success is always under construction.
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Remember we’re all in this alone.
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The start to a better world is the belief that it is possible.
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There will be sex after death, we just won’t be able to feel it.
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I still believe that sex is dirty. It’s just that now I wouldn’t have it any other way.
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9 to 5 made people aware of equal pay for equal work. It hasn’t really happened, but it has come closer.
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The phone company handles 84 billion calls a year-everything from kings, queens, and presidents to the scum of the earth.
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Success is a ladder that cannot be climbed with your hands in your pocket – The road to success is always under construction.
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Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
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Why isn’t there a special name for the tops of your feet?
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The best mind-altering drug is the truth.
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