I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.
LILY TOMLINI like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.
LILY TOMLINMan invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
LILY TOMLINGrowing up in Michigan was fine, until I realized where I was.
LILY TOMLINI was always drawn to more the social-expression-of-culture types.
LILY TOMLINWell, if I can be of any help at all, you are in worse trouble than I thought.
LILY TOMLINWhat if it’s boring – or if it’s not boring, it might be too revealing, or worse, it might be too revealing and still be boring.
LILY TOMLINThere’s nothing sadder than getting to the end of your life and saying, ‘I didn’t do it right’.
LILY TOMLINThere’s so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.
LILY TOMLINNinety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It’s the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.
LILY TOMLINWhat I appreciate is acknowledging to the audience that I think they have brains.
LILY TOMLINIf truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?
LILY TOMLINIn the depths of the night, fear grips my heart. It paralyzes my mind. But most of all, I feel very, very alone
LILY TOMLINMy politics are just inclined to be empathetic and humanistic. I grew up with so many different kinds of people with different politics, different religion, no religion, no politics, education, no education, and I was infatuated with all of them.
LILY TOMLINReality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it.
LILY TOMLINI bought a box of animal crackers, but there was nothing inside. They’d eaten each other.
LILY TOMLINIf I had known what it would be like to have it all – I might have been willing to settle for less.
LILY TOMLIN