What goes up must come down. But don’t expect it to come down where you can find it.
LILY TOMLINThe road to success is always under construction.
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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If evolution was worth its salt, it should’ve evolved something better than ‘survival of the fittest.’ I think a better idea would be ‘survival of the wittiest.’ At least, that way, creatures that didn’t survive could’ve died laughing.
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The best mind-altering drug is the truth.
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I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
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Does your mind feel more and more like teflon? Nothing sticks to it?
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I was always drawn to more the social-expression-of-culture types.
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To me, “sexual freedom” means freedom from having to have sex.
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Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination.
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I can handle reality in small doses, but as a lifestyle, it’s much too confining.
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After all, in private, we’re all misfits.
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But there are too many people that make so much money at the cost of lives of other humans and for no reason but to make the money.
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Success is a ladder that cannot be climbed with your hands in your pocket – The road to success is always under construction.
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For fast-acting relief try slowing down.
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If life is so meaningless, then why are we always bringing it up?
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Truth is, I’ve always been selling out. The difference is that in the past, I looked like I had integrity because there were no buyers.
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I think life is perverse. It can be beautiful, but it won’t.
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