There’s so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.
LILY TOMLINThe road to success is always under construction.
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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When I’ve had a meltdown, people will say to me, “Well, you failed to keep your sense of humor.”
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I guess if people couldn’t profit from war I don’t think there would be war.
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We are all in this together, by ourselves.
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We are people with lives, not consumers with lifestyles.
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What goes up must come down. But don’t expect it to come down where you can find it.
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To me, “sexual freedom” means freedom from having to have sex.
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The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat.
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I try to be cynical, but it’s so hard to keep up.
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Don’t be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed.
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I was always drawn to more the social-expression-of-culture types.
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Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination.
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We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
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If trying harder doesn’t work, try softer.
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The best mind-altering drug is the truth.
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If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
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