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Lily Tomlin

9 to 5 made people aware of equal pay for equal work. It hasn’t really happened, but it has come closer.
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Equality Money Pay People Work
What I appreciate is acknowledging to the audience that I think they have brains.
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Audience Brain Knowledge Myself Praise Thinking
If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?
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Beautiful Funny Hairs Library Truth
I bought a box of animal crackers, but there was nothing inside. They’d eaten each other.
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Animal Eat Food Funny Myself
But there are too many people that make so much money at the cost of lives of other humans and for no reason but to make the money.
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Cost Live Money People Reason
You are what you think, geez, that’s frightening.
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Fear Thinking Yourself
Well, if I can be of any help at all, you are in worse trouble than I thought.
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Help Myself Thinking Trouble Worst
I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else.
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Myself Thinking Worry
Being a New Yorker is never having to say you are sorry.
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Place Sorry Yourself
After all, in private, we’re all misfits.
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One Liner Privacy
It’s a more ridiculing, divisive humor today.
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Change Comedy Humor Present Ridicule
In the depths of the night, fear grips my heart. It paralyzes my mind. But most of all, I feel very, very alone
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Alone Feeling Heart Mindset Myself Night
I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.
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Home Myself Teacher Thinking
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
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Complain Invention Language Man Satisfaction
There’s nothing sadder than getting to the end of your life and saying, ‘I didn’t do it right’.
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End Life Regret Right Sad Yourself
Lady, I do not make up things. That is lies. Lies are not true. But the truth could be made up if yo know how. And that’s the truth.
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Lying Make Up True Yourself

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