Every day I read the newspapers, and no matter how cynical I get, it’s imposssible to keep up.
LILY TOMLINReality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it.
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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What if it’s boring – or if it’s not boring, it might be too revealing, or worse, it might be too revealing and still be boring.
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I feel some part of me can wake up and be very existential and the next day wake up and be sort of in love with the universe.
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I bought a box of animal crackers, but there was nothing inside. They’d eaten each other.
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In the depths of the night, fear grips my heart. It paralyzes my mind. But most of all, I feel very, very alone
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Even when I’m being funny, I’m deadly serious.
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No matter how cynical you become, it’s never enough to keep up.
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If you have a dog or a cat, you know how developed they can be. How sensitive, how aware. They suffer. We all do.
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I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain.
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Lady, I do not make up things. That is lies. Lies are not true. But the truth could be made up if yo know how. And that’s the truth.
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9 to 5 made people aware of equal pay for equal work. It hasn’t really happened, but it has come closer.
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But there are too many people that make so much money at the cost of lives of other humans and for no reason but to make the money.
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It’s a more ridiculing, divisive humor today.
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We are people with lives, not consumers with lifestyles.
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There will be sex after death, we just won’t be able to feel it.
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Language was invented because of the deep human need to complain.
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