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Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it.

Lily Tomlin

Every day I read the newspapers, and no matter how cynical I get, it’s imposssible to keep up.
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Impossible Myself News Reading
What if it’s boring – or if it’s not boring, it might be too revealing, or worse, it might be too revealing and still be boring.
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Boredom Hide Reveal Worst
I feel some part of me can wake up and be very existential and the next day wake up and be sort of in love with the universe.
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Existence Feeling Love Universe Wake Up
I bought a box of animal crackers, but there was nothing inside. They’d eaten each other.
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Animal Eat Food Funny Myself
In the depths of the night, fear grips my heart. It paralyzes my mind. But most of all, I feel very, very alone
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Alone Feeling Heart Mindset Myself Night
Even when I’m being funny, I’m deadly serious.
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Death Funny Myself Serious
No matter how cynical you become, it’s never enough to keep up.
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Change Enough Myself Transformation
If you have a dog or a cat, you know how developed they can be. How sensitive, how aware. They suffer. We all do.
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Cat Development Dog Sensitive Suffering Yourself
I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain.
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Complain Deep Development Language Need Personal
Lady, I do not make up things. That is lies. Lies are not true. But the truth could be made up if yo know how. And that’s the truth.
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Lying Make Up True Yourself
9 to 5 made people aware of equal pay for equal work. It hasn’t really happened, but it has come closer.
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Equality Money Pay People Work
But there are too many people that make so much money at the cost of lives of other humans and for no reason but to make the money.
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Cost Live Money People Reason
It’s a more ridiculing, divisive humor today.
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Change Comedy Humor Present Ridicule
We are people with lives, not consumers with lifestyles.
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Consumption Life Live People Style
There will be sex after death, we just won’t be able to feel it.
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Death Feeling Sex
Language was invented because of the deep human need to complain.
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Complain Human Invention Language

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