Exercise is for people who can’t handle drugs or alcohol.
LILY TOMLINReality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it.
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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What goes up must come down. But don’t expect it to come down where you can find it.
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I try to be cynical, but it’s so hard to keep up.
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Does your mind feel more and more like teflon? Nothing sticks to it?
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If beauty is truth, why don’t women go to the library to have their hair done?
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I always wondered why somebody doesn’t do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.
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Growing up in Michigan was fine, until I realized where I was.
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Every day I read the newspapers, and no matter how cynical I get, it’s imposssible to keep up.
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We don’t care. We don’t have to. We’re the phone company.
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If I had known what it would be like to have it all – I might have been willing to settle for less.
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Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
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We are all in this together, by ourselves.
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Creating characters is just another way to express a type and put that type to use.
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People hire me to create some kind of archetype or some culture type, or something. I guess they accept whatever I come up with.
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Having a real public outlet is how you imprint something for yourself. It’s just a matter of timing. It’s like you’ve marked your territory.
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Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
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