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Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it.

Lily Tomlin

Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It’s the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.
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Adult Country Election Hard Work
Exercise is for people who can’t handle drugs or alcohol.
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Alcohol Control Drugs Exercise People
If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
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Love Question Yourself
If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you’re not considered well viewed.
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Book Hypocrisy Reading View Yourself
I try to be cynical, but it’s so hard to keep up.
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Hard Myself Try
It’s a more ridiculing, divisive humor today.
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Change Comedy Humor Present Ridicule
Lady, I do not make up things. That is lies. Lies are not true. But the truth could be made up if yo know how. And that’s the truth.
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Lying Make Up True Yourself
The best mind-altering drug is the truth.
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Best Drugs Mindset One Liner Truth
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
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Complain Invention Language Man Satisfaction
Even when I’m being funny, I’m deadly serious.
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Death Funny Myself Serious
Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest – then we can all die laughing.
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Death Laughter Smart Survive Work
When we speak to God, we call it prayer; when God speaks back, we call it psychosis!
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God Ourselves Prayer Talk
Don’t be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed.
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Afraid Failure Inspirational Missing Opportunity
Every day I read the newspapers, and no matter how cynical I get, it’s imposssible to keep up.
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Impossible Myself News Reading
What goes up must come down. But don’t expect it to come down where you can find it.
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Expectation Philosophy Yourself
For fast-acting relief try slowing down.
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Down Fast relief Slow Try

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