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I worry about kids today – because of the sexual revolution, they’re going to grow up and never know what “dirty” means.
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Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest – then we can all die laughing.
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When we speak to God, we call it prayer; when God speaks back, we call it psychosis!
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If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
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Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
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There’s nothing sadder than getting to the end of your life and saying, ‘I didn’t do it right’.
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I can handle reality in small doses, but as a lifestyle, it’s much too confining.
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The larger picture is really to swing people’s awareness of what really is moral.
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Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
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9 to 5 made people aware of equal pay for equal work. It hasn’t really happened, but it has come closer.
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I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
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If you have a dog or a cat, you know how developed they can be. How sensitive, how aware. They suffer. We all do.
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The best mind-altering drug is the truth.
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What I appreciate is acknowledging to the audience that I think they have brains.
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You are what you think, geez, that’s frightening.
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Language was invented because of the deep human need to complain.
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