I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else.
LILY TOMLINEven when I’m being funny, I’m deadly serious.
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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Why isn’t there a special name for the tops of your feet?
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The best mind-altering drug is the truth.
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What if it’s boring – or if it’s not boring, it might be too revealing, or worse, it might be too revealing and still be boring.
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Even when I’m being funny, I’m deadly serious.
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If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?
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The phone company handles 84 billion calls a year-everything from kings, queens, and presidents to the scum of the earth.
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Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
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No matter how cynical you become, it’s never enough to keep up.
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If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
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Well, if I can be of any help at all, you are in worse trouble than I thought.
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My politics are just inclined to be empathetic and humanistic. I grew up with so many different kinds of people with different politics, different religion, no religion, no politics, education, no education, and I was infatuated with all of them.
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I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.
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Does your mind feel more and more like teflon? Nothing sticks to it?
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If trying harder doesn’t work, try softer.
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For fast-acting relief try slowing down.
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