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Remember we’re all in this alone.
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The larger picture is really to swing people’s awareness of what really is moral.
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Did you know, throughout the cosmos they found intelligent life forms that play to play? We are the only ones that play to win. Explains why we have more than our share of losers.
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Maybe if people started to listen, history would stop repeating itself.
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Don’t be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed.
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Creating characters is just another way to express a type and put that type to use.
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What I appreciate is acknowledging to the audience that I think they have brains.
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I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.
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If beauty is truth, why don’t women go to the library to have their hair done?
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We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
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If I had known what it would be like to have it all – I might have been willing to settle for less.
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No matter how cynical you become, it’s never enough to keep up.
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When I’ve had a meltdown, people will say to me, “Well, you failed to keep your sense of humor.”
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We don’t care. We don’t have to. We’re the phone company.
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There’s so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.
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Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
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