For fast-acting relief try slowing down.
LILY TOMLINEven when I’m being funny, I’m deadly serious.
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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You are what you think, geez, that’s frightening.
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Growing up in Michigan was fine, until I realized where I was.
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Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest – then we can all die laughing.
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After all, in private, we’re all misfits.
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I bought a box of animal crackers, but there was nothing inside. They’d eaten each other.
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There’s so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.
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Even when I’m being funny, I’m deadly serious.
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I worry about kids today – because of the sexual revolution, they’re going to grow up and never know what “dirty” means.
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If trying harder doesn’t work, try softer.
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I always wondered why somebody doesn’t do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.
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I think life is perverse. It can be beautiful, but it won’t.
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Maybe if people started to listen, history would stop repeating itself.
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Did you know, in the entire universe, we are the only intelligent life forms thought to have a Miss Universe contest?
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Did you know, throughout the cosmos they found intelligent life forms that play to play? We are the only ones that play to win. Explains why we have more than our share of losers.
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We are people with lives, not consumers with lifestyles.
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