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Even when I’m being funny, I’m deadly serious.

Lily Tomlin

Remember we’re all in this alone.
LILY TOMLIN

Alone One Liner Remember
Does your mind feel more and more like teflon? Nothing sticks to it?
LILY TOMLIN

Feeling Mindset Yourself
You are what you think, geez, that’s frightening.
LILY TOMLIN

Fear Thinking Yourself
Did you know, in the entire universe, we are the only intelligent life forms thought to have a Miss Universe contest?
LILY TOMLIN

Form Intelligence Life Universe Yourself
I can handle reality in small doses, but as a lifestyle, it’s much too confining.
LILY TOMLIN

Life Myself Reality Small Style
Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest – then we can all die laughing.
LILY TOMLIN

Death Laughter Smart Survive Work
Language was invented because of the deep human need to complain.
LILY TOMLIN

Complain Human Invention Language
If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
LILY TOMLIN

Love Question Yourself
The start to a better world is the belief that it is possible.
LILY TOMLIN

Belief Better Possible Start World
Well, if I can be of any help at all, you are in worse trouble than I thought.
LILY TOMLIN

Help Myself Thinking Trouble Worst
I always wondered why somebody doesn’t do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.
LILY TOMLIN

Action Deep Inspirational Motivational Myself
There will be sex after death, we just won’t be able to feel it.
LILY TOMLIN

Death Feeling Sex
There’s so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.
LILY TOMLIN

Culture Fabric Skin
We are people with lives, not consumers with lifestyles.
LILY TOMLIN

Consumption Life Live People Style
I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else.
LILY TOMLIN

Myself Thinking Worry
You can’t expect insights, even the big ones, to make you suddenly understand everything. But I figure: Hey it’s a step in the right direction if they leave you confused in a deeper way.
LILY TOMLIN

Big Confusion Deep Direction Expectation Leaving Right Understand Way

Even when I’m being funny, I’m deadly serious.

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